Le.wis.man

[Football Factly @FootballFactly]

🚨UNPOPULAR OPINION: Wayne Rooney should be regarded more of a legend for Manchester United than Cristiano Ronaldo. 🔥

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

Mama I made it!

I occupied Parliament
Remember the #occupyParliament demonstrations?

But tell daddy I’m sorry
I won’t come home tonight
Not because I’m spending at a friends’. No!
Not because I’m among the injured.
No!
Nor because I was abducted as they have to most of us.
That would have been better
I’m in a cold dark place called the morgue Mama
I know daddy will be angry why I wore his shoes
I had to, I know they are bigger but I had to
Otherwise no one could have.

I know he will complain that I have read too much political novels
Please don’t let him blame Animal Farm,
Don’t let him blame Kidagaa Kimemwozea,
Don’t let him blame Tumbo Lisiloshiba,
Don’t let him blame Kifo Kisimani,
Don’t let him blame Mstahiki Meya,
Or Parliament of Owls
They can’t be blamed.
I did it for Our country.

They hailed us for being fearless Mama!
They called it an historic moment; actually unprecedented.
Did you watch the news?
All over the country thousands of us matched forward, wearing mostly black,
chanting slogans and singing revolutionary songs.

They call us GenZ Mama.
Some Mpigs say we have watched too much Netflix and we eat KFC.
Sorry for the spelling mistakes Mama,
I meant MPs.

Did you see how we sang ‘Kudade’ with Mc Gogo?
Did you see how Juliani turned up and we sang ‘Utawala’?
That song you call ‘Nikoo njaa siwezi karanga’?
Did you hear us sing ‘Tujiangalie’by Sauti Sol?
Have you seen King Kaka’s ‘ Wanataka Kutumaliza’?
Did you see how Mulamwah gave us Tea and Mandazi?
Have you seen all the comedians, Content creators and influencers?
I told you it will be Big Mama!

We matched forward Mama Slowly and peacefully Like you told me
We said we were peaceful
They rattled us with teargas and water canons Mama
We coughed, cried and chocked to the smoke but still matched on
We matched amidst the sting of that pink water they sprayed on us with those beastly vehicles
But nothing was more painful than hearing them pass that draconian punitive Bill Mama.
Remember how you used to forcefully give us porridge by locking us between your legs, pinching our noses then pouring a tone of porridge in our forcibly opened mouth?
Leaving us with two choices; swallowing or choking to death?
That’s what they did to us yesterday Mama
But unlike in the past, today’s child chose the latter; death!

We approached the parliament as promised.
We eventually occupied Parliament Mama
Albeit briefly.
The wall gave in and we entered.
I’m sorry I did not taste the rice
As some did Mama
All I tasted was the bullets Mama
They sprayed me with bullets Mama,
That’s why i won’t come home.
My battle is over Mama
But not the revolutionary war.

[Economic Freedom Fighters @EFFSouthAfrica]

♦️Must Watch♦️

The CIC, President @Julius_S_Malema on Kenya’s President @WilliamsRuto

“President Ruto said many things during his elections campaign, but now I cannot locate him”.

- The EFF calls of President Ruto to completely withdraw the 2024 Finance Bill. This Bill is the result of the recommendation from the International Monetary Fund (IMF) and World Bank to the Kenyan Government.

- These Bretton Woods institutions serve as instruments of re -colonisation and infantilisation of the African continent, using Africa as a pawn in geopolitical wars going on, and imposing austerity measures that cripple growth and development, leading to widespread poverty and social unrest to justify the establishment of US military bases in the continent.

#Kenyaisbleeding

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

You can feel their pain...🙏🏾😕

[Le.wis.man @LewisKimani2]

Devs assemble

#DevfestNairobi
#DevFest2023 #DevFestNairobi2023 #Wakanda @k.j_sandy @GDG_Nairobi

[Le.wis.man @LewisKimani2]

#UT24 #UT #POTM https://t.co/RPCqvS8R6G

[Irungu Kang'ata @HonKangata]

Launching Muranga level 5 hospital digital system.

No more physical cards.

Hosi Mkononi.

[Le.wis.man @LewisKimani2]

It all started with hello world
#equityHackathon

[Equity Bank Kenya @KeEquityBank]

Alvin Okari, the Finserve Commercial Lead (left), presents a dummy cheque of Ksh 150,000 to Samuel Mwaura (center) and Lewis Kimani (right) of team Valencia Chatbot, who were the 2nd runners-up in the Business Efficiency Category. #EquityHackathon #Innovation

[Le.wis.man @LewisKimani2]

Thanks @iamalanwalker for spending 1,886 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Ignite. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/9dgSdPCL7F

[Le.wis.man @LewisKimani2]

@askavrukh @ndunyaman

[Le.wis.man @LewisKimani2]

#FUT22 #FUT #potm https://t.co/7FEvp8qpuS

[WIRED @WIRED]

Mad respect.

🎨: Charlie Hankin with Collect Cartoons

[Le.wis.man @LewisKimani2]

@Kelvin_davidd @WIRED A very happy fella, it was a big lose to Duo😂😂😂

[Le.wis.man @LewisKimani2]

Flawless #HappyCoding via @code

[Makulyo🗿 @kiliambiti]

Babu Owino reveals IEBC has found out that Baba is a very overqualified candidate.
Kibra||All Saints Cathedral
Kidero||Kindiki||Omwami||Bondo

[Jesse Lingard @JesseLingard]

Born and bred a red. Over the last few weeks, I've been emotional about leaving a club that is family. After 22 years I’ve had so many special memories and moments that I will cherish forever. @ManUtd will always remain in my heart. A massive thank you. Lots of love Jlingz ❤️

[Fact @Fact]

Semen contains the same amount of Vitamin C as an orange.

[Carter @cartertheepic]

Amber Heard will always remember this as the day she almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.

[centredevils. @centredevils]

Manchester United’s new coaching staff 😍

𝑨 𝒏𝒆𝒘 𝒆𝒓𝒂 𝒃𝒆𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒔… 💫

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

This is why I put tweets out asking if people want the vids after we lose.. This vid has had about 100k less views than usual...

Theyre a struggle to make with this depressing football we churn out.

Unlike the fan channel vultures, my content does shite if United are shite.