Zak has Gandhi flip flops and he smells like buttered potatoes
@jeremycorbyn Become the Prime Minister of my clock please. Also lets have a scrap outside Toys R' us so I have an excuse to accidentally punch a kid in the face
@MattHancock Your hairline is dead. You're bad at Mario Kart, would easily beat you. Bet you don't have a good trim for a disco. 1 v 1 me Rocket League first to 20 musty flicks only
@BorisJohnson You're butters mate. Stop pulling your pants down whilst collecting your crusty toenails in a bag. But I give you the banana of a donut that College is cerealed. Thanks Turkish Monkey ring 247
@JEpicman You can't join my Minecraft world since it has cabbages in it. I made a continuous lapse of my judgement and have failed to put my dutty trees in the wash. I hope you understand the pain I am in with Boris Johnsons pants down