Imagine carrying a baby in your womb for nine months, birthing it, feeding and loving it for it to grow up and get its heed kicked in by me for nae reason other than the fact am fuckin solid
Some guy in Gregg’s in Cumnock moaning about his sausage roll being ‘stane caul.’ Handed it back to the woman to feel it and she’s like ‘aye it will be stane caul, that’s yer eclair’ 😂