Lewis Cardwell

Warrington/sheffield, 22.

[Michael Lavelle @mikelavelle93]

M&S: “We want you to stop copying our caterpillar cake”
Aldi:

#cuthbertthecaterpillar #FreeCuthbert

[Robsonsarmband @Robsonsarmband]

Id ask questions as to what Maguire and Lindelof do in training but given they’ll be marking Martial on a daily basis I bet They both go home thinking they are Baresi and Maldini...

[Football Daily @footballdaily]

Gary Neville on the racism problem in the Premier League

🗣"We had a general election and both main parties are accused of fueling and accepting racism in their parties. it's accepted in the highest office in the country"

[Lewis Cardwell @Lewiscardwell]

@rylfc94 @maxandpaddyline @NuclearSmudge 😂😂

[Brendan @BRawcliffe96]

HAHAHAHA Everton make it 20-0 because Dave the chippy worker couldn’t be arsed anymore. https://t.co/RnHK1EZJQm

[Si Greenway @si_greeny]

In Leeds for the Leeds Bolton game guests of @mpennington94 looking forward to it! Blues on tour! @Lewiscardwell #lufc #efc

[Lewis Cardwell @Lewiscardwell]

@THEwhitelionbar 😂😂

[Oscar Durnin @oscardurnin10]

@JackNCookson @Lewiscardwell Lies your just low on confidence atm

[Lewis Cardwell @Lewiscardwell]

@oscardurnin10 “You can suck you’re own dick next time then” quote of 2018

[Lewis Cardwell @Lewiscardwell]

Just can’t sleep before midnight these days 😴

[Lewis Cardwell @Lewiscardwell]

I Wonder how many piss poor life decisions I’ll make in 2018 🤔

[Lewis Cardwell @Lewiscardwell]

35 days since I placed my order from MDV. Is Reece Wabara crawling to my gaff with it or what? @ManiereDeVoir absolute shite service.

[Lewis Cardwell @Lewiscardwell]

@rhiannehooton @THEwhitelionbar Good job I’m 5ft 8 and sexy

[Lewis Cardwell @Lewiscardwell]

@ManiereDeVoir been over two weeks since Black Friday, still no response to my email - any chance

[Lewis Cardwell @Lewiscardwell]

@J_Goldsborough @ronnoclligam I don’t rattle 17 year olds though 😂

[White Lion Bar FC @THEwhitelionbar]

BIG FINE for @stevierob23 for missing an absolute shia Labeouf last night after @Lewiscardwell sold three opposition players souls. #beouf

[White Lion Bar FC @THEwhitelionbar]

@Lewiscardwell still in friars with @jako_HEYWOOD

@joe_robinson_16 was too busy arguing with the ref to mark his man

[Lewis Cardwell @Lewiscardwell]

@SamBurke44 That will be the beer not doing wonders for your figure

[White Lion Bar FC @THEwhitelionbar]

Worst Excuse

@Lewiscardwell

Got his mum and dad to write him a note excusing him from last weeks game. 23 lad.

#growup

[BoringMikeHamilton @The_Boring_Hamo]

Water has the best flavour.