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[Jack @JackNYTHFC]

Ange in.

[Daniel O’Reilly @dapperlaughs]

The day a homeless guy from Crewe became part of my stand up comedy show!

Last weekend was so surreal, I hit the 2 years sober mark on Saturday and the universe chose that day for me and this guy to meet, he made the night that bit more special by randomly becoming my double act in the show.

He ended up not only coming to the show, but through a funny turn of events getting the royal box, then practically becoming my comedy sidekick.

Was a night of sharing laughs, jokes and stories, in a weird way it felt like it was meant to happen and reminded me that we are all connected no matter what our situation in life and how easy it is to change someones day by just noticing them.

Comedy changed my life and every now and then it changes someone else’s day, its a privilege to be able to do it. Thank you lot for coming to my tour shows & making that possible!

#Comedy #StandUpComedy #OutOfCharacterTour

[Daniel O’Reilly @dapperlaughs]

Amount of people saying “Stay & fight”, like this is some war movie. You cant fight. You cant even protest without being called racist.

& Fight who? How? The whole country is fucked, the water companies robbed us & dumped shit in the water, you can’t swim anywhere you’ll get ill & die. The country is literally a shit hole.

The councils are bankrupt & cant even fix a pot hole & charge you council tax for the privilege of doing fuck all while robbing you.

Moneys taxed, cars taxed, petrols taxed, booze, food EVERYTHING is taxed, then if you manage to save enough money after its been taxed to buy a house you get taxed on that, then if you die and pass it to your kids that gets taxed. They literally want everything from the working man while they hide their money. Its a con, we are being conned.

& We are about to get taxed even more.

NHS is fucked. Cost of living fucked. Interest rates are fucked, & we got years of it getting worse before it gets better.

Londons a hell hole & unsafe after dark. I hate it.

The men think they are women, kids are encouraged to think about their sexuality & gender.

Our soldiers are getting stabbed.

Our police are pussies & the ones that aint get fired.

& that aint even getting started on illegal immigration, thats getting worse.

If my country ever needed me to actually fight id be there, 100%, but i ain’t gambling the lifes of my three daughters in the mean time, & even if they did survive growing up here for what? To live in a shit hole full of fucking wierdo’s. No thanks.

Where would i go? Somewhere with a backbone, a bit of sun & with less risk of your kids getting murderd, like Australia, Russia or fucking North Korea.

I whole heartedly encourage anyone with young kids that have the ability to leave to do so. Todays events in Southport have rocked me to the core, im sat here looking at my daughters feeling sad.

You can still work on trying to get your voice heard while your kids are safe.

I want my kids to live not survive.

[Bullsmoor United @BullsmoorUnited]

🚨🚨 here we go 🚨 🚨

Bulls top goal scoring striker Sean Stone to love island 🏝️ (loan deal for the summer, with potential to make it a permanent)

It’s happening 🚨 he’s nailed on to score in the Villa 🍾 this lad don’t miss

LETS GO BABY 🔥 🔥 🔥

[The Spurs Express @TheSpursExpress]

#Tottenham this season:

-Gained more points than last season
-Scored more goals than last season
-Conceded less goals than last season
-Finished higher in the league table than we did last season
-Qualified for European football, unlike last season.

This is an Ange Postecoglou appreciation post! 🇦🇺🤍

[HotspurReports. @hotspurreports]

I wouldn’t say our fanbase is reactionary, as we have just lost our 4th game in a row.

However, there is a group of Spurs fans who are impatient and don’t know what a ‘rebuild’ is.

Ange Postecoglou’s first season, comes into a really unsettled club, looses the clubs greatest ever striker 1 day before the first game of the season? Then goes onto be unbeaten 10 in a row, faces a HUGE injury/suspension blow, remains in the top 4 race until May.

Ange is the right way forward.

[Benny James @Beno_ldn]

I got friends making £25/hr. I got friends that can show you £25,000 any day of the week. I got friends that might need to borrow £25 until payday.. The respect is the same with all of them. It's deeper than who's up and who's in need of help.

[Spurs Army @SpursArmyTweets]

Constantly abused, booed off the pitch and even racially abused…Yet still gave 110% every single time he wore the shirt.

Never kicked up a fuss, a committed and loyal servant, a true professional. Nothing but respect for you, good luck in Turkey, Dav! ❤️

[Slim @Lewislodge1]

@BullsmoorUnited Gaffer 🙌🏻

[Slim @Lewislodge1]

Good luck Docaldinho 🙏🏻🙌🏻

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Matt Doherty, back to Wolves. Deal in place and medical being completed 🐺

Here we go 🟠✔️

[Slim @Lewislodge1]

@coyssscharlotte You might just make it if you head to Heathrow now but I’ll be tight

[Slim @Lewislodge1]

@georgebeattie3 💥

[Slim @Lewislodge1]

Your the problem with your shit headlines. Fuck you lot

[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: Dele Alli: Former England footballer reveals he was sexually abused aged six

https://t.co/v8WAvpCxr0

[Slim @Lewislodge1]

https://t.co/0yiB5hpTS9

@TheCaptain147
@Dynamomagician
@DohertyShannen
@CarrieGrant1
@DFletcherSport
@AnastaciaMusic

[Slim @Lewislodge1]

@_Aaronnn____ Happy birthday my boy 💫

[Premier League @premierleague]

"I nearly fell off my chair!" 🤩

Eldon Primary School pupils couldn't believe it when @HKane visited to reply to some of the letters they had written to him ❤️

@SpursOfficial | #PLPrimaryStars

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

🗣 “I've been a life-long fan, we can see the stadium from my parent's home... I'm living the dream.”

Alfie Whiteman speaks about extending his contract with the Club 🎥

[James Black @thevoiceofspurs]

COYS

[Thomas Skinner ⚒ @iamtomskinner]

No matter how dark the world is, and how every day we face battle after battle. I promise I will always shine as much light possible using my platform. Tough times don’t last, but tough people do. If no one told you today, your doing great and keep on going. Good night. Bosh❤️

[Harry Kane @HKane]

One season wonder 😉