Lukey Walnuts

Progress Not Perfection

[Lukey Walnuts @LewkStephenson]

"If she doesn't wash her rice, she doesn't wash her pussy" - My Grandma [2001]

[Lukey Walnuts @LewkStephenson]

Need my afternoon patients to have some decorum and not turn up. I have mentally checked out for the year

[Con @HateradeCon]

THESE IDIOTS CAN FLY???

[Lukey Walnuts @LewkStephenson]

Dettol bath but make it bougie >>

[JP🥷🏾 @shefwjonpol]

Planes that land safely never make the news.

[mehow @mehow123]

Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name and she just said “two of everything darling” iconic

[Lukey Walnuts @LewkStephenson]

Me: Wait a Caribbean cruise doesn't leave from England, cross the Atlantic and go around the Caribbean?

My brother:

[Lukey Walnuts @LewkStephenson]

You know when someone's looking at your really hard and you don't know if they wanna fight you or fuck you?

[Iceberg Slime 🥶 @ForeverFlyMike]

“I rice, you chicken” this lil racist bitch got some game on her

[Hydra @XBrianDennis]

I can clearly understand why these niggas were always fighting wars.

You can’t have a fit like this at home and not be looking for an opportunity to wear it so that you can aura farm

[Lukey Walnuts @LewkStephenson]

When you've been waiting for an excuse to do something heinous and someone gives it to you. He's just like me

[Lukey Walnuts @LewkStephenson]

@jay_lapeno

[Geist @TysonCreme]

Stare at them to silence my inner turmoil.

[Benny James @Beno_ldn]

You just had to be there.

[Lukey Walnuts @LewkStephenson]

"Luke did you see [redacted]? I just went to review her and she said she'd already been seen by a very attractive doctor"

[granny 💌🇵🇸🇪🇬 @cumcummies]

He looks like a hotdog who made a wish to become human

[D A @dxntonio_]

every timeee🤣😭