Sir Bans

Jack of all trades but master of none in particular/I speak sarcasm as a second language/Father to a handsome son/People's Sir/Liverpool fan/I follow back

[Sir Bans @Lewybans1]

Pa 11 mafight andakaita muhupenyu hwangu ndine 9 mawin ne 2 madraw. One wacho akazo equalizer nedombo ndamuputitsa, mumwe wacho aiva muNdebele saka hatina kunyatsonzwanana kuti aichema achitii so ndakangoti idraw. Hanzi, "wanilimaza" hameno zvinorevei....

[Sir Bans @Lewybans1]

@St_John_MD @RandolphRara @keithndlovu1 So if he wasn't well kempt you were not going to help him?

[Sir Bans @Lewybans1]

@drjaytee87 @keezy0 @ParliamentZim Zanu PF DOESN'T HAVE AN SG but a Sec for Admin

[Sir Bans @Lewybans1]

@PedzisaiRuhanya ZANU PF DOESN'T HAVE AN SG BUT SEC FOR ADMIN

[Sir Bans @Lewybans1]

Ndikadhakwa ndinonetsa

[Sir Bans @Lewybans1]

@willoe_tee @The_Bans Thank you baba

[Sir Bans @Lewybans1]

Balloons on my timeline, 39 years... Thank you Lord

[Sir Bans @Lewybans1]

The question should read, "Why are some men NOT scared of marrying ladies with tattoos and a nose ring?"

[Uncle Tony @antomukuwa]

Why are some men scared of marrying ladies with tattoos and a nose ring ?

[Sir Bans @Lewybans1]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary ndakatomboitawo 3 mababe pano ne 6 mafriends

[Sir Bans @Lewybans1]

@shimmygutura Machips haasi mango...anodyiwa musi waatengwa

[Sir Bans @Lewybans1]

@cmbk88 kuVillage chaiko, am Fyn how have you been

[Sir Bans @Lewybans1]

Meanwhile kuVillage vanhu vakurohwa nechando!!!

[Sir Bans @Lewybans1]

Inongova one down, vanhu vacho hausi kuvaziva. Havaite single ava!!!

[Late-Cummer @DillenMasawi]

If you die, how many people are going to be single?

[Sir Bans @Lewybans1]

Good morning Zimbabwe..

[Sir Bans @Lewybans1]

Most of the time...

[MaDhliwayo ❤ @MaDhliwayo_M]

Do men reject sex too, when offered to them?

[Sir Bans @Lewybans1]

@cmbk88 Tanga tichimbotenderera mumasango

[Sir Bans @Lewybans1]

Hie guys missed you all, although I know the missing ain't mutual

[Sir Bans @Lewybans1]

The village was good, how are the streets

[Sir Bans @Lewybans1]

@BisonSamaz Zvenyu zvekungo tweeter makutogaya ndimi mine yese siyanai nazvo. Takarwa hondo idzi kare, itai steady

[Sir Bans @Lewybans1]

Don't try to be influencers when you ain't. Musamanikidze vanhu ma#

[Sir Bans @Lewybans1]

@lastHonestWoman @saloe2398 @SirBrainzZW @bosswala Are you more zimbo than me?

[Sir Bans @Lewybans1]

Hana yangu inongoti Aah! Aah!

Chatsva.. .