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I’m not a gamer girl, I’m a gay mer-girl 🧜🏼‍♀️

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Game Ellie in TLOU Part II

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@Maerox @Daractenus They blocked the ambulance from being able to arrive on scene. But that random red car can just drive right on through?

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@snicholson6147 @dumbgirlellie @JoshEakle Yeah, because she was backing up. Do you drive? You know that you have to turn the tires the opposite way when you back up, right?

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@mattvanswol @JoshEakle No, you’re purposefully making unlawful actions seem legal.

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Also, PSA: if you’re worried about being smushed by an SUV, maybe avoid haphazardly stepping in front of them when they’re in use?

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Let’s just say the ICE agent *actually* believed he was in danger of being ran over-

That man must have struggled to find two whole brain cells to rub together hard enough to form such a stupid ass solution

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These people already have barely any restrictions to begin with. If they get away with this, it’s going to be open season. We have to put a stop to ICE.

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If it was about self-defense, then what the actual fuck could POSSIBLY be your excuse for this?

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This was a joke about how a nap is epic downtime but. It also works because people don’t do SHIT during epic downtime

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Epic downtime? Yeah, I could use a pretty good nap right about now

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@nffirvin @peakmemess Do you not believe in the existence of hormones or

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Apparently I’m not actually behind the ball in school because watching my classmates botch their scenarios has me like

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Me trying to figure out a way to spend even MORE time with my boyfriend this weekend even though I’m already spending the whole weekend with him

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Y’all acting like Charlie Kirk actually tried to have a reasonable discourse with people instead of vomiting up logical fallacies, sketchy statistics, and “gotcha” attempts

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What’s the point of protein bars if you use all your energy just to chew the damn things

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This but I don’t find any death funny

It’s not fair to expect us to feel sorrow for someone that would never feel the same for us

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Please spare us.

This is exhausting.

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God, I really hope the majority of the right-wing cesspool consists of bots because I cannot imagine even being the same species as someone that thinks such ugly things about other human beings

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The funniest part is that working the ambo is a young person’s game (generally speaking), so a lot of these medics weren’t even around when you had to hit numbers to text people

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The most emergency-medicine thing about my workplace is that the code for our ambulance bay doors is the numerical equivalent of the word ‘fuck’

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I feel like Jason Derulo shouts his own name during climax

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@MattWallace888 Yall never heard of atrophy huh