Lεx Cøʟʟїηs

Greek ghost in the machine. Bruised-knuckle poet. #STAYGOLD (ha). Made of scars that still spit teeth • 25 years in the deep end, still can't swim (RP)

[Lεx Cøʟʟїηs @lexcollins]

Hey new followers. I'm garbage at maintaining this. I only shitpost whatever brainfarts happen when I can't sleep. Earworms. Lyrics. Random bullshit. Enjoy?

[Lεx Cøʟʟїηs @lexcollins]

Oh hey it’s my best friend.

[The Splat! Network @thesplatnetwork]

🎬 CASTING ANNOUNCEMENT 🎬
@PariahxJM has been cast as Richard in the upcoming film "Unfinished Business"!

We can't wait for you to see what they bring to this role. 🌟

#SplatNetwork #CastingAnnouncement #UnfinishedBusiness

[Lεx Cøʟʟїηs @lexcollins]

some people become songs on a playlist of emotional way stations
forever on shuffle like
you don’t listen to them every day
but then one random night
they come on and suddenly you’re
wondering
what the hell happened
to ten years.

[Lεx Cøʟʟїηs @lexcollins]

@AxlDeVille I probably swear more. No lie.

[Lεx Cøʟʟїηs @lexcollins]

@infectLAZ @TWALiveEvents @CutterDeWitt @RodriguezCrash @Kurse5150 @TheTinsleyEra Can we bring dollars instead?

[Lεx Cøʟʟїηs @lexcollins]

@unclaimedmyers @RodriguezCrash No. I think it’s in that episode of Star Trek TNG when Wesley Crusher was being a twat.

[Lεx Cøʟʟїηs @lexcollins]

@aBLDDYtwat Jesus. Even I’m not that big a dick.

[Lεx Cøʟʟїηs @lexcollins]

@RydeOfYourLife Definitely. I know a place you might like.

[Lεx Cøʟʟїηs @lexcollins]

Disobedience keeps the blood moving. Spite works for the rest.

Wednesday’s blood washed off. The mileage didn’t. Friday. Let’s get it.

[Lεx Cøʟʟїηs @lexcollins]

It’s wild how quiet gets loud at midnight. The mind never really shuts up. Mine just changes subjects.

Tonight it’s old matches, unfinished conversations, people I miss, people I loved. Just me, the lake, and a thousand what-ifs. Anyway. 🍃💨

[Lεx Cøʟʟїηs @lexcollins]

@RydeOfYourLife @TBJanaRikar I think you and I should grab a drink sometime.

[Lεx Cøʟʟїηs @lexcollins]

And my brain goes... "that's from like 2005 and that was only 10 - oh fuck". So. I guess I'm that old now, too.

[Shiina @ShiinaBR]

He-Man's Fortnite emote is based on this 21 years old meme 😭

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

Someone replaced the dinosaurs in JURASSIC PARK with PEE-WEE HERMAN and I love it even more now 😂🔥 (not created with AI btw)

[Lεx Cøʟʟїηs @lexcollins]

@FXCXLXSSDW //Worry about you. That's priority. This is just a silly game. <3

[Lεx Cøʟʟїηs @lexcollins]

@TweetsByTony11 Lucky fucker. But really…I’m happy for you, man. That’s rare indeed.

[Lεx Cøʟʟїηs @lexcollins]

@Just_LilMac Every once in a while my brain drops a gem.

[Lεx Cøʟʟїηs @lexcollins]

Spider-Man is just a guy who keeps getting up after the universe tells him to stay down.

Wrestling is kinda the same thing except instead of radioactive spiders it’s unresolved childhood issues.

Fuckin oof.

[Lεx Cøʟʟїηs @lexcollins]

@KimFWPW That explains so much.

[The Final Arbiter - John Patrick @jpviciousend]

Episode 2 of the documentary: Becoming and Breaking JP: Legacy Isn't Clean ... is now available.

https://t.co/AdninSMT10

[Lεx Cøʟʟїηs @lexcollins]

I still remember my ICQ number and I still haven’t learned my mobile number even after having it for over 15 years. So like everything imprinted on my brain when I was 14-20 is the stuff that’s in there deepest.

[Lεx Cøʟʟїηs @lexcollins]

Trillian. That first multi chat hub where you could have aol and icq and MSN all logged into one program. 🤯at the time.

[Hubert Thieblot @hthieblot]

Anyone who surfed the early web between 1995-2010.

What’s the one website/app you still think about?

[Lεx Cøʟʟїηs @lexcollins]

@LetItByrne5 Hey. Hi. Hello. Welcome.

Keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times please enjoy your ride. Or or something that sounds less creepy.