Lεx Cøʟʟїηs

Greek ghost in the machine. Bruised-knuckle poet. #STAYGOLD (ha). Made of scars that still spit teeth • 25 years in the deep end, still can't swim (RP)

[Lεx Cøʟʟїηs @lexcollins]

Hey new followers. I'm garbage at maintaining this. I only shitpost whatever brainfarts happen when I can't sleep. Earworms. Lyrics. Random bullshit. Enjoy?

[Lεx Cøʟʟїηs @lexcollins]

@RydeOfYourLife Definitely. I know a place you might like.

[Lεx Cøʟʟїηs @lexcollins]

Disobedience keeps the blood moving. Spite works for the rest.

Wednesday’s blood washed off. The mileage didn’t. Friday. Let’s get it.

[Lεx Cøʟʟїηs @lexcollins]

It’s wild how quiet gets loud at midnight. The mind never really shuts up. Mine just changes subjects.

Tonight it’s old matches, unfinished conversations, people I miss, people I loved. Just me, the lake, and a thousand what-ifs. Anyway. 🍃💨

[Lεx Cøʟʟїηs @lexcollins]

@RydeOfYourLife @TBJanaRikar I think you and I should grab a drink sometime.

[Lεx Cøʟʟїηs @lexcollins]

And my brain goes... "that's from like 2005 and that was only 10 - oh fuck". So. I guess I'm that old now, too.

[Shiina @ShiinaBR]

He-Man's Fortnite emote is based on this 21 years old meme 😭

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

Someone replaced the dinosaurs in JURASSIC PARK with PEE-WEE HERMAN and I love it even more now 😂🔥 (not created with AI btw)

[Lεx Cøʟʟїηs @lexcollins]

@FXCXLXSSDW //Worry about you. That's priority. This is just a silly game. <3

[Lεx Cøʟʟїηs @lexcollins]

@TweetsByTony11 Lucky fucker. But really…I’m happy for you, man. That’s rare indeed.

[Lεx Cøʟʟїηs @lexcollins]

@Just_LilMac Every once in a while my brain drops a gem.

[Lεx Cøʟʟїηs @lexcollins]

Spider-Man is just a guy who keeps getting up after the universe tells him to stay down.

Wrestling is kinda the same thing except instead of radioactive spiders it’s unresolved childhood issues.

Fuckin oof.

[Lεx Cøʟʟїηs @lexcollins]

@KimFWPW That explains so much.

[The Final Arbiter - John Patrick @jpviciousend]

Episode 2 of the documentary: Becoming and Breaking JP: Legacy Isn't Clean ... is now available.

https://t.co/AdninSMT10

[Lεx Cøʟʟїηs @lexcollins]

I still remember my ICQ number and I still haven’t learned my mobile number even after having it for over 15 years. So like everything imprinted on my brain when I was 14-20 is the stuff that’s in there deepest.

[Lεx Cøʟʟїηs @lexcollins]

Trillian. That first multi chat hub where you could have aol and icq and MSN all logged into one program. 🤯at the time.

[Hubert Thieblot @hthieblot]

Anyone who surfed the early web between 1995-2010.

What’s the one website/app you still think about?

[Lεx Cøʟʟїηs @lexcollins]

@LetItByrne5 Hey. Hi. Hello. Welcome.

Keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times please enjoy your ride. Or or something that sounds less creepy.

[Lεx Cøʟʟїηs @lexcollins]

Spidery gets bitten by a spider and becomes a hero. I got bitten by life and became good at violence so… is that the origin story?

[Lεx Cøʟʟїηs @lexcollins]

Imagine being a private detective in the 1930s. No Google. No cellphone. Just some weird network of like transient kids and you’re over here solving murders on what?

Just vibes, alcoholism, and getting punched in the face for clues. I’m into it.

[Lεx Cøʟʟїηs @lexcollins]

@RodriguezCrash @Ronnie_Frown_TF @UPRISINGMcBride @uprising Can't start a fire without a spark. Can't light your bong either.

[Lεx Cøʟʟїηs @lexcollins]

@jpviciousend Mine's two days before Christmas which fucking sucks. So yeah. Let's move shit around. We gonna run a bus trip out to see the sky hole too? I hear its lovely this time of year.

[Lεx Cøʟʟїηs @lexcollins]

Fuck me. Four debuts. Well I mean I guess really three since Serenity's returning but yeah. Looks like this is the place to be.

[Lεx Cøʟʟїηs @lexcollins]

Oh hey. Welcome wagon. Yeah. Fun times.

I guess the story that needs to be told now is the one where we keep the foot on the pedal and don't look back at the burning rubble even when you can't get the smoke off your clothes.