LexStanFirst

lex stan first human second
Pacifica George and Chip Bryant are the fukin beeeessssssttttt

[LexStanFirst @LexFirst]

chip gives the best dad talks no contest

[Dank Dungeons @DankDungeons]

Oh wow, Joy of Monster Cooking hit Copper bestseller status on the #DMsGuild
A giant thanks to everyone who picked it up! Your support is awesome!
https://t.co/JO45DoKQvH

[LexStanFirst @LexFirst]

@DankDungeonsTV check yo discord ya goof. People are trying to talk to you <3

[LexStanFirst @LexFirst]

If @Beyonce doesn't retweet @DankDungeonsTV sometime, I am going to feel very attacked as a Pacifica George stan

[LexStanFirst @LexFirst]

Remember kids. CPR is supposed to be performed on unconscious Nightmares that never breathed in the first place!

[Dank Dungeons @DankDungeons]

Hey! There's an XMas in July sale on the #DMsGuild
You can get my #dnd cookbook for 25% off!
https://t.co/JO45DoKQvH

[LexStanFirst @LexFirst]

The real question for Chip Bryant is this
Does. He. Have. The. Goddamn. Grenade. Launcher.

[Dank Dungeons @DankDungeons]

We got a super awesome review of the monster cook book from Ted over at Nerd Immersion https://t.co/bKVujoOOlo https://t.co/bKVujoOOlo

[LexStanFirst @LexFirst]

Remember the truth Pacifica George has taught us.
There's *never* a wrong time to look at a nice butt

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Giving credit to the lines creator.
What a freaking fantastic human being right here https://t.co/BrhPuwhIF2

[Dank Dungeons @DankDungeons]

@LexFirst I stole that line from the very sassy and awesome youtuber Meghan Tonjes

[LexStanFirst @LexFirst]

WHAT THE SWEET FUCK
~Pacifica George 2018

[LexStanFirst @LexFirst]

Today I spilled coffee on myself.

First I thought about Chip Bryant

Then my mind wandered to my new second degree burns

[Dank Dungeons @DankDungeons]

Look out folks, after the moderate success of our last #dmsguild endeavor, @herewegomez8 and I are thinking about making a short #dnd adventure.
How does the title Delvers of the Spawning Deep strike you?

[Dank Dungeons @DankDungeons]

I have fan art for my @Off_theTable Monster of the Week character!
Is this what crit role feels like!?
Thanks @otherdoc!

[LexStanFirst @LexFirst]

Like if Pacifica George doesn't post 203 selfies a day, I find no point in living

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