Lex Joseph Luthor

They look up at the sky & they see hope. That's why the world is doomed. I see the end of our potential. Our achievements. Our dreams. I see a nightmare.

[Lex Joseph Luthor @LexLuthor_CEO]

“Sᴜᴘᴇʀᴍᴀɴ? Hᴇ’s ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴏᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴀʟ. Aɴ ᴀʟɪᴇɴ ᴇxᴛʀᴇᴍɪsᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʟᴀsᴇʀ ᴇʏᴇs. I ᴡᴏɴ’ᴛ sᴜʀʀᴇɴᴅᴇʀ ᴛᴏᴍᴏʀʀᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ʜɪᴍ. Wʜᴇɴ I'ᴍ ᴅᴏɴᴇ, ᴛʜᴇʏ’ʟʟ sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴠɪʟ ʜᴇ ɪs & ᴛʜᴀᴛ Lᴇx Lᴜᴛʜᴏʀ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇʀᴏ”

♡ + ↻

[Lex Joseph Luthor @LexLuthor_CEO]

“You see. I find that significantly more respectful.”

[✘𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐊-𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐑✘ @Punk_Havoc]

“ you got it mega mind.”

[Lex Joseph Luthor @LexLuthor_CEO]

“Please stop comparing me to the orange convicted felon. It’s highly insulting.”

[Lex Joseph Luthor @LexLuthor_CEO]

// Was wondering what happened to this tweet and I realized UH OH I SAID THE FORBIDDEN C WORD….

…on the “freedom of speech” app

[Lex Joseph Luthor @LexLuthor_CEO]

// BTW, no I’m not happy about the election result. Contrary to all the Trump comparisons, Trump is not Lex. Lex is not Trump. I’m not Lex. I’m not Trump.

I don’t want to hear any bullshit. Even in RP. Now is not the time for that. This is NOT a game. Lives are at risk.

[Lex Joseph Luthor @LexLuthor_CEO]

// By the way, this isn’t in response to people being OOC and voicing their concerns

This is to a couple of assholes who are roleplaying how this is okay, as well as their support.

For fucks sakes, people use RP to escape their fears. And you post shit like that?

[Lex Joseph Luthor @LexLuthor_CEO]

// BTW, no I’m not happy about the election result. Contrary to all the Trump comparisons, Trump is not Lex. Lex is not Trump. I’m not Lex. I’m not Trump.

I don’t want to hear any bullshit. Even in RP. Now is not the time for that. This is NOT a game. Lives are at risk.

[Lex Joseph Luthor @LexLuthor_CEO]

// Overreacting? Tell that to any immigrant or a child of an immigrant. Or to trans people. Or to women. Or basically anyone who isn’t a straight cis white man.

People are right to be afraid. They are right to be angry. Don’t fucking roleplay the “other side”

[Lex Joseph Luthor @LexLuthor_CEO]

No.

[Lex Joseph Luthor @LexLuthor_CEO]

“No I dislike Superman because he’s a threat to humanity, he didn’t work hard to achieve his adoration, he stole the title of Man of Tomorrow from me, he turned down a job offer from me, he got me arrested for the first time, AND he may have indirectly caused my hair loss.”

[Kara Zor-El @evilkarazorel]

"Right. And I suppose you dislike Superman because he as more hair than you?"

[Lex Joseph Luthor @LexLuthor_CEO]

“Sounds like someone’s mad they don’t…measure up…”

[Kara Zor-El @evilkarazorel]

"Power Girl? More like Power Hurl!"

[Lex Joseph Luthor @LexLuthor_CEO]

And I’d rather not see your DNA in my family tree. Unfortunately we can’t always get what we want

[𝓙𝗂𝗆𝗆𝗒 𝓞𝗅𝗌𝖾𝗇. @hopefulphotos]

He'd rather not see Lex's face in the papers again.

[Lex Joseph Luthor @LexLuthor_CEO]

Then he’s better off.

[KEN AMADA ✏️ @spearfighterz]

He’s dead.

[Lex Joseph Luthor @LexLuthor_CEO]

I feel bad for your ex.

[KEN AMADA ✏️ @spearfighterz]

Did you know that I was once married?

[Lex Joseph Luthor @LexLuthor_CEO]

“It irritates me that I lost the title of man of tomorrow to someone who isn’t even human. I worked long and hard to be where I am today and then he comes along ant yelled it all from me.”

[Lex Joseph Luthor @LexLuthor_CEO]

You never heard the phrase to make a monkey out of…

…I don’t mean literal monkeys, you buffoon. Although those tails do seem quite simian.

[✘𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐊-𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐑✘ @Punk_Havoc]

Uhhh a monkey …. Explain since they don’t look like em??, or is it something else.”

[Lex Joseph Luthor @LexLuthor_CEO]

Unfortunately, it seems there will always be someone to make a monkey out of them.

[✘𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐊-𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐑✘ @Punk_Havoc]

Do saiyans ever take the W asking for a friend?

[Lex Joseph Luthor @LexLuthor_CEO]

// Unless I’m misremembering the plot of the game.

[Lex Joseph Luthor @LexLuthor_CEO]

// Superman 64 is part of a simulation Lex traps Superman, Lois, and their friends in.

And the fact that game is notoriously horrible sort of makes that fact extra hilarious.

Like what if it was intentionally horrible to piss Superman off.

Those rings suddenly became genius

[Lex Joseph Luthor @LexLuthor_CEO]

YOU FOOL!

[Santa Decides @SantaDecides]

EVERYONE WHO REPLIES WITHIN THE NEXT 24 HOURS IS ON THE NICE LIST THIS YEAR!

[Lex Joseph Luthor @LexLuthor_CEO]

“Oh. What a shame.”

[Cale. @PresidentCale]

  
  𝐒͟𝐄͟𝐕͟𝐄͟𝐍͟𝐓͟𝐘͟ ͟𝐌͟𝐈͟𝐋͟𝐋͟𝐈͟𝐎͟𝐍͟ ͟𝐃͟𝐎͟𝐋͟𝐋͟𝐀͟𝐑͟𝐒͟

——————𝐖𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃.
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[Lex Joseph Luthor @LexLuthor_CEO]

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[Lex Joseph Luthor @LexLuthor_CEO]

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