SAM

Born without FEAR!
La Blaugrana....❤️💙✊

[SAM @LexNotLuthur]

@pbolilyatchy @ultimate_kombo We are talking about current situation & not something that happens years years years years....back bro 😂

[SAM @LexNotLuthur]

@pbolilyatchy @ultimate_kombo Always going back to dinasour era 😭😭

[SAM @LexNotLuthur]

@Prema_Chinweze 1 bottle of champagne 🍾 for u

[Prema @Prema_Chinweze]

“Oh na woman, enter kitchen dey cook”
Oya na bring that your headless ewu, I wan run pepper soup 😂😂😂😂
I cook Ronaldo for a living. I go enter squirrel after en no get highest assist for this world cup.

[SAM @LexNotLuthur]

@Prema_Chinweze Normally na when u receive beating na there the story for sweet pass 😂😂

[SAM @LexNotLuthur]

I love stories like dis 😂

[Prema @Prema_Chinweze]

I just remembered the day my mama nearly disowned me cause of Messi😂😂😂😂

My mom was busy reading or so, my younger brother started asking me useless questions (something he’s fond of)😂😂😂 You know these questions that’ll try to corner you to make a pick, exactly!😂

This foolish boy asked me who I’ll save if Messi and my mom were both in a river, I said my mom cause Messi can swim, he then asked who I’ll give my kidney to if both of them needed it at the same time and I could only give one😂😂😂

I said mummy na nurse, she no go allow her kidney reach that extent, so Messi. Na once my mama (who I thought wasn’t listening by the way) change am for me😭😭😭

She said ohh so I no deserve your kidney na, everything Messi Messi, I never hear word since, you will go and marry Messi, Messi will pay your school fees, call Messi when your money finish😂😂😂 Na once I offer my two kidneys for imaginary situation 😭😭😭

As Messi dey hang boots, na so I dey follow am cause I no dey fan any player like this again before I put myself for trouble.😭😭😭

[SAM @LexNotLuthur]

@Prema_Chinweze No be lie 😂

[SAM @LexNotLuthur]

@Olasunkanmi0024 @Joshua__Ubeku I swr my bro 😒

[SAM @LexNotLuthur]

@LauwenskyA @Joshua__Ubeku I don't understand bro, elaborate pls

[SAM @LexNotLuthur]

@iamnasboi YKB 🍻

[SAM @LexNotLuthur]

@Joshua__Ubeku Kounde escaped generational hate broo😭😭

[We$t @flygodT]

Don’t allow people that edited gas cylinders on Messi when he had 0 international trophies gaslight you, banter Portugal and Ronaldo with your full chest this World Cup.

[SAM @LexNotLuthur]

@john322226 Una mind go dey seh 😂

[SAM @LexNotLuthur]

Hope he survived every health challenges & overcome...💪

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Danish Federation announce Christian Eriksen is “conscious and doing well under the circumstances”.

Thoughts and prayers with him ❤️

[SAM @LexNotLuthur]

@john322226 Guy engagement aside, u don big pass all dis stupid talk I swr...when ur brain come back, think about dis rubbish wey u post. 😒

[SAM @LexNotLuthur]

@Bigi_Chima Clocking in like werey 💀