LexQuotes

Interesting (hopefully humorous) quotes.

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I’m pretty comfortable with #HipHop

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I'm really concerned about this brunch tomorrow. I mean... I hope it's just brunch.

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#Nashville sounds like beer and all the music tastes the same

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Omg u just realized I'm snazzy

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Roxanne is one helluva name, you know? #LexQuotes

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I hate Bacos
I hate Migos
No Bacos in my salads
No Migos in my songs

[LexQuotes @LexQuotes]

Booty is Swahili for 'Dat Azz'...

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Like I said, I never really got into the glory hole game...

[Diego Vasquez @TheDiegoVasquez]

Well, it was ugly, but a W is a W… I guess #Vikings

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I needed it to light candles at the mansion. #Starboy

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I don't remember any of these

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I listen to this the Weeknd song before I go to bed, but after I put on my handcuffs. #TMI #Oscars

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My dick happens to scratch lady dick very well...

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Fuck Danger Zone, Footloose is where it's at #Loggins

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Despite these wet conditions, I still need you to fuck me.

[LexQuotes @LexQuotes]

...these tyres as bald as my pussy Niki Lauda, Fuck me... #Rush

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If it is sunny, it shines on my window and sucks.

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You know I have a footer fetish, right?

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“I have a fingerprint sensor”
“On your phone?”
“No, on my body. Touch me and I’ll tell you who you are”

[LexQuotes @LexQuotes]

I'm going to be a beach volleyball player when I grow up.