Alexandra McQuade

I'm done taking people's shit.

[Alexandra McQuade @Lex_McQuade]

"This new bullet journal is going to be mistake free!"

-A younger, more optimistic me

[Alexandra McQuade @Lex_McQuade]

"I'm 5' 8", but I prefer 4' 20"..."
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[Alexandra McQuade @Lex_McQuade]

Jenna: "... is a Phoenix just a fire breathing chicken?"

[Alexandra McQuade @Lex_McQuade]

"JESUS CHRIST, FUCKING FINE! PUT IT IN!"

"... title of your sex tape..."
😂😂😂

[Alexandra McQuade @Lex_McQuade]

"Oh let's fucking go!"
"You're almost dead."
"Oh let's *not* fucking go..."

[Alexandra McQuade @Lex_McQuade]

"You're getting fucked up by one third of a BLT."

[Alexandra McQuade @Lex_McQuade]

"I feel like you're projecting your white guilt onto these donuts." - Liz

[Alexandra McQuade @Lex_McQuade]

"What do you call these if not knuckles?" - Alex
"FIST KNEES!" - Nealle

[Alexandra McQuade @Lex_McQuade]

"King of Pentacles says go drink your water, bitch!"

- Jenna

[Alexandra McQuade @Lex_McQuade]

"This world isn't kind to little things."

Good thing I don't know how to love small then.

[Alexandra McQuade @Lex_McQuade]

"You can't cut grass with a hammer." -Casey explaining BotW mechanics to Aaron

[Alexandra McQuade @Lex_McQuade]

"I know nothing about cow titties and I like it that way." -Jenna

[Alexandra McQuade @Lex_McQuade]

"I want to build a puppy guillotine." -Casey

[Shomi 🦋 WNC @Shomicita]

Relationships aren't always easy. These are tips that I find myself commonly reiterating to myself, friends and/or clients. Just thought I'd share them:

[Alexandra McQuade @Lex_McQuade]

Seriously, I may never give it back.

[Alexandra McQuade @Lex_McQuade]

Is there anything more cozy than wearing a hoodie you borrowed/stole from your partner?

No, I didn't think so.

[Alexandra McQuade @Lex_McQuade]

Okay, nobody is allowed to say they're proud of me anymore. Y'all keep making me cry. 😭😅

[Alexandra McQuade @Lex_McQuade]

October is still hard. I am still healing. PTSD is a bitch. And it is a very strange feeling to now be surrounded by people who genuinely care about me. No longer do I have to walk on eggshells around those I love. I will forever be thankful for this.

[Alexandra McQuade @Lex_McQuade]

I like what you do to me and I wanna tell you soon. Maybe you'll shy away; maybe we'll fall apart...

It's hard being honest, but... I'm being honest.