Lex

I tweet like all 18 of you care about what I have to say

[Lex @Lex_bechillinn]

@AlexxanderG1 My son plays drums on his legs to foo fighters, we played it alll the time for him when he was a baby. It only gets better dude, it’s fucking awesome.

[Lex @Lex_bechillinn]

@_danfig I think there was an addendum added to the 30s handbook, contractually we have to oblige. I cannot relax listening to any other music at this point lol

[Lex @Lex_bechillinn]

@ScorinLaurenn Your biggest hater lol

[Lex @Lex_bechillinn]

If I made plans with you this Saturday please call me lol I can’t remember who and my texts aren’t helping.

[Lex @Lex_bechillinn]

LFG

[Lex @Lex_bechillinn]

DODGERS BABYYYYYY!!!!!

[Lex @Lex_bechillinn]

Bring back the McSkillet burrito @McDonalds

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

After 7 painfully long years

THE SNACK WRAP IS BACK

McDonald's says demand for chicken is as strong as the demand for burgers right now so it's adding the McCrispy wrap back to its menu

McDanks discontinued them back in the day because they were too complicated to make

[Lex @Lex_bechillinn]

@ScorinLaurenn our letters to corporate have paid off

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

After 7 painfully long years

THE SNACK WRAP IS BACK

McDonald's says demand for chicken is as strong as the demand for burgers right now so it's adding the McCrispy wrap back to its menu

McDanks discontinued them back in the day because they were too complicated to make

[Lex @Lex_bechillinn]

These S*ntos tweets are absolutely amazing. the best thing that happened to Twitter in a long time.

[Lex @Lex_bechillinn]

There’s an owl right outside my window. Why the fuck did I move up here lol

[Lex @Lex_bechillinn]

@ScorinLaurenn Oh they’re going to forklift me out of there

[Lex @Lex_bechillinn]

WHEN IS SHAKE SHACK OPENING IN DOWNEY

[Lex @Lex_bechillinn]

@ScorinLaurenn Yes!!! God knows when they’ve been teasing forever but yea! Game over dude lol

[Lex @Lex_bechillinn]

I have Drake as my #1 artist on Apple Music and I was embarrassed, bcus, Drake? But then my number #3 album is Take Care. I stand by that.

[Lex @Lex_bechillinn]

Kirkland brand protein bars will absolutely destroy your jaw.

[Lex @Lex_bechillinn]

No one made deviled eggs this year

[Lex @Lex_bechillinn]

Someone sideswiped my car while I was parked and took out my mirror. And now she’s texting me like we’re friends. She’s actually really funny lol

[Lex @Lex_bechillinn]

I can’t wait to fuck up some stuffing.

[Lex @Lex_bechillinn]

@monica_raeee I loooove Lee’s ,

[Lex @Lex_bechillinn]

This is pretty accurate lol dream warriors is severely underrated!!!