Alexa Horeff

[Alexa Horeff @LexaHoreff]

Wow, time really flies when your life is falling apart

[Alexa Horeff @LexaHoreff]

@maria_targi @wheezy_dobby @golf4fun8425 @RealitySteve That’s not the main issue she’s referring to as far as Chris being racist..... go do some research on the whole conversation he had with Rachel Lindsay that set this off and is the reason he’s no longer the host... then get back to us on whether or not Chris Harrison is racist...

[Alexa Horeff @LexaHoreff]

@robinkarns @JoelleFletcher His parents are my aunts neighbors and James Taylor laid new flooring in my aunts house hahaha

[Amber @Ambieeebambiee]

good morning, now where’s the mashed potatoes

[Alexa Horeff @LexaHoreff]

Gas stations and my landlord should participate in giving Black Friday deals 🥴

[insta.single @insta_single]

Big motherfucking shoutout to those who bust their ass at work and/or school, dress well, treat people with respect, are honest, go to the gym, eat healthy, and then still get ghosted by someone who you gave a shot to because they were “nice” despite them not being your type

[Alexa Horeff @LexaHoreff]

Watching the men of #BachelorInParadise confess their love and reminiscing on the time my ex boyfriend said “got em” after I told him I loved him for the first time 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Alexa Horeff @LexaHoreff]

Luke P. Reminds me of my high school boyfriend. I have a restraining order against my high school boyfriend. #byeluke #MenTellAll

[Alexa Horeff @LexaHoreff]

@AlabamaHannah when Luke P. walks into the rose ceremony

[Anne Arundel Community College @AnneArundelCC]

AACC will be closed on March 22 due to inclement weather.

[Alexa Horeff @LexaHoreff]

@heyitsfatALBERS I like it when you call me Big Papa

[Alexa Horeff @LexaHoreff]

The girls I nanny for call me babysitter "Alexa" and their Amazon Echo "singing Alexa" 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Alexa Horeff @LexaHoreff]

Can you tell she's a Maryland Sports fan? 😂😂

[Alexa Horeff @LexaHoreff]

@Congooo He was at a party. Couldn't have been that lonely

[Alexa Horeff @LexaHoreff]

Is 2018 over yet? I don't have a good feeling about this year at all.. definitely about to be worse than 2017 and I didn't even know that was possible

[Brothers Osborne @brothersosborne]

Whoever called them gynecologists and not private investigators missed a real opportunity.

[Madison Kaye @itsmadisonkaye]

Having a crush on someone is honestly one of the most painful things

[Alexa Horeff @LexaHoreff]

Dear all boys of any kind,
The Amazon Alexa pickup lines are NOT creative and I'm getting really sick of them.... so fuck off.... thanks.

[Alexa Horeff @LexaHoreff]

@heyitsfatALBERS WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THIS FUCKERY?!

[Alexa Horeff @LexaHoreff]

Don't you just Love it when your phone decides to turn off and erases all of your pictures? Because SAME 😭

[Alexa Horeff @LexaHoreff]

2018 about to be GREAT