Alexa Zucchini

kicking ass and taking names around the globe

[Alexa Zucchini @Lexa_LouWho]

"There's wooden ships, there's metal ships, but there's nothing better than friendships"

[Alexa Zucchini @Lexa_LouWho]

I'm dancing in the mirror, singin in the shower 🚿

[Alexa Zucchini @Lexa_LouWho]

A little messed up but we're all alright

[Alexa Zucchini @Lexa_LouWho]

All signs point to beer 👆👉👈👇🙌🍻

[Alexa Zucchini @Lexa_LouWho]

TOMMY USED TO WORK ON THE DOCKS

[Alexa Zucchini @Lexa_LouWho]

Why aren't diet coke slurpees a thing...

[Alexa Zucchini @Lexa_LouWho]

Lesson learned: I have NOT mastered the art of eating an apple while driving

[Alexa Zucchini @Lexa_LouWho]

Man on the stairmaster next to me keeps blessing himself with the sign of the cross... Jesus take the wheel? 🙏

[Alexa Zucchini @Lexa_LouWho]

COFFEE

[Alexa Zucchini @Lexa_LouWho]

Impromptu Sunday night bar crawl? Don't mind if I doooo

[Alexa Zucchini @Lexa_LouWho]

Headache in my teeeeeth

[Alexa Zucchini @Lexa_LouWho]

To the douche who left 450lbs on the leg press: im impressed your stumpy legs could even manage that, but guess who has to rerack your shit🙋

[Alexa Zucchini @Lexa_LouWho]

Added another pair of Nike's to the collection... I have a problem 🙈

[Alexa Zucchini @Lexa_LouWho]

I don't understand clouds ☁️

[Alexa Zucchini @Lexa_LouWho]

@sammi_deez is my best friend because she always squeezes the lemons in my drink at bars for me

[Alexa Zucchini @Lexa_LouWho]

If you're gonna brag about how excited you are for "Zack Brown Band".... At least spell the damn name right #doyouevenlikecountry #zbb

[Alexa Zucchini @Lexa_LouWho]

"It is the peculiar nature of the world to go on spinning no matter what sort of heartbreak is happening."

[Alexa Zucchini @Lexa_LouWho]

So excited for life 😊

[Alexa Zucchini @Lexa_LouWho]

Reindeers are better than peopleee

[Alexa Zucchini @Lexa_LouWho]

Terrified at the fact that I have consumed a gallon of water today and still don't have to pee #dehydration