Lexi G ✡️👑

[Lexi G ✡️👑 @Lexi18115943]

Kenya, I’m tryna take you out for coffee on campus at a place where the CEO doesn’t harass anyone @campusmoviefest #cmfucf

[Israel Defense Forces @IDF]

Doing the #BirdBox Challenge the right way...
@Netflix, we took your advice 👌🏻

[Evan Abramson @Evan_Abramson]

Nice way to end the flight from Orlando to Phoenix. @UCFKnights trained em well as @UCFSGA leaders played Zombie Nation to pump up about 160 @UCF students. Safe to say they’re ready to watch @UCF_Football take down #LSU in the @Fiesta_Bowl
#OnAssignment @UCFKnightlyNews

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

PIZZA GUY: You’re total is $26.34

ME: I can’t afford that

PIZZA GUY: Well you’ll have to pay some other way

ME: [takes out wallet] Wait I forgot I had 30 dollars

PORN DIRECTOR: Cut

[phil @philipjonathn]

Me leaving your Holiday Party after starting major drama

[UCF Knugget @UCF_Knugget]

It me. Party don’t start til I trot in.

[Lexi G ✡️👑 @Lexi18115943]

Shut up @thebrianbrant

[UCF Student Government @UCFSG]

Attention Knights! 📣We have tickets for our flight to the Fiesta Bowl! 🌵We will be offering them in the SGA office for $250 until 6:00 PM or until we run out.

You can collect a ticket for a friend who's away as long as you have their:

✅UCF Student ID
✅Govt issued ID

[J @jonathnjames]

this is how imma be when one of my boys finally has a dumbass lil baby

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

We'll just leave this here.

[Lexi G ✡️👑 @Lexi18115943]

The real #Hannukah miracle was back to back undefeated seasons @UCFKnights 💙✡️

[Father @MyGovtName]

How do Scottish people tweet in that accent?

[Stefi Markowicz (she/her) @MarkowiczStefi]

*Goes to TJ Maxx with the intention of buying a belt, leaves with a shirt, a curling iron, two mugs, a candle, and no belt*

[Joshua @jbolona5]

⚡️🔛

[Brian Brant @thebrianbrant]

A little over 30,000 votes or about .4 percent separate Nelson and Scott, according to the Florida Division of Elections. With less than .5 percent, a recount is automatically triggered based on state law. @NSMtoday #FloridaElection #FLSenate

[UCFHillel @UCFHillel]

Let’s stand together in these tragic times, tomorrow at 2pm ❤️🕯

[Father @MyGovtName]

Only thing that keeps me sane is the dumb amount of pillows and blankets I have