fell asleep with the sniper open on my phone. battery went 97% → 11%. balance went $180 → $2,416
11:40pm i hit start. the bot watches every fresh pumpfun launch and snipes only the ones that pass its filters. spot only, no leverage, nothing else
then i put the phone on the nightstand and went to sleep. 14 trades, i didn't approve a single one
what it did while i was asleep:
→ 00:12 $GOBLIN, in at $6k mc, +$38. first one in
→ 01:47 solana:CUqsXGf5oqHxaPMdeRrPR2DsCaXA6bLDJ7fZqtpJpump, +$121
→ 02:58 $CHAD, dev started dumping, bot cut it at -31%, -$54. worst trade of the night
→ 04:21 $SLEEPY, +$264
→ 05:36 $NOCAP, in at $14k mc, +$412
→ 06:44 solana:HFsC98RB5jb2AsouJEt3Pv7baC2szbg8PQhD2Xwjpump, in at $9k mc, +$687. 26 minutes before the session closed
the last 3 trades made $1,363. the first 11 together made $873. 4am to 7am did all the work
how it runs:
→ new coin launches, it checks it in under 2 seconds
→ dev holds too much, bundled supply, too few holders = skip. 1,311 launches skipped overnight
→ takes profit on its own. $MOGWAI sold at +61%, nobody woke me up
→ 14 trades, 11 green, 3 red. 79% win rate
→ deepest drawdown of the night was -8%
→ every snipe logs the entry mc and the block, so i can check everything in the morning
$180 → $285 → $612 → $1,053 → $1,317 → $1,729 → $2,416
by 3am it was +240%. by 6am +861%. woke up at +1,242%
i didn't open a chart. didn't read a single contract. i was literally asleep
the only notification i saw: "session closed · night result +$2,236". read it with one eye open
bookmark this setup, plug your phone in before bed