Dear future me, if you are ever on a date with a guy and ask what their favourite book is and they respond with “diary of a wimpy kid” or “captain underpants” ... ditch the heels and go through the bathroom window.
Not to be relatable or anything, but do y’all ever rush to get an assignment done and then finish it early and are like... what the hell we gon do now... it’s like when that assignment is finished my life no longer has purpose