Lexi Areson

Unintentionally funny and occasionally smart, or is it the other way around??

#goblincottagechaos

[Lexi Areson @LexiAreson]

BTS Thread Fic. It will in fact be sad the entire time. I wrote this to @CaliKaye1993 when I was sad and I was told I should post it and make others sad with me.
#BTSThreadFic #SadBTS

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@CaliKaye1993 : I don't think I have a super-sniffer.... I think I have autism.

Me: 👀 😂

#goblincottagechaos #satelliteedition

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@Ninis_MagicShop I'll shit your pants!! Fuck the pageantry... and the patriarchy.

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Dear Snapchat Filters....... Leave my eye bags alone! I worked hard for those!!

Sincerely,
A Perpetually Tired Bitch

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@Ninis_MagicShop DOUG DIMMADOME!!!

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@sonicdrivein Your location is closed but it let me put in an order on the app! Sooooo, are you going to give me my money back?

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@PantherLillie, @Ninis_MagicShop, and I talking
N: Do you like my new *flash* cards
M: I heard flesh cards.... I mean they are brown-ish
N: Yes my peepee colored cards!
H: Yes, Nancy's favorite foreskin colored flash cards

#goblincottagechaos

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@btschartsdailyc Oh Pwincess... pwincess where are you? 😂😂

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@CaliKaye1993 @BridgetteM_Cos 🤣🤣🤣

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@PantherLillie: "fuck meditating, I'll just wax my pussy"

@CaliKaye1993, @BridgetteM_Cos
And I: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
#goblincottagechaos #goblincottagechaosfriendsedition

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@Ninis_MagicShop 😘😘

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@Ninis_MagicShop and I sitting, scrolling through social media and I popped off something funny while she was eating a gummy candy

C: *chokes*
Me: You good? 🤣
C: I just dick slurped a sweettart gummy, but yeah, I'm good
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

#goblincottagechaos

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@Ninis_MagicShop 😑😑😑😑

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@Ninis_MagicShop You almost burned the house down...

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@CaliKaye1993 (But I know the answer)

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@CaliKaye1993 You are 100% correct!!

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@CaliKaye1993 and I eating frog gummies...
C: I whaley like the whale gummies with the white bottoms.
Me: 😑
C: But these frog ones are hoppin!!
Me: 😑 (finally laughing)
C: See! I toad you that was a good joke!!

(This is the abuse I live with)

#goblincottagechaos

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@PantherLillie @CaliKaye1993 Well damn, now he has to move.... 😁😁

[Lexi Areson @LexiAreson]

@CaliKaye1993 He hanged up on me!!!! ✨️offended✨️

🤣🤣🤣