effy carter

I hope that my life is never so boring that I can describe my self in less than 140 characters.

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In love with this one

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"I'll rub your feet... It's good for ya"

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"I'd pinch anyone's heel"

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When your best friend calls you to haul your ass out of bed to go make brunch on a fire on the mountain>>>>

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It's times like this that I wonder about the state of the world & just how bad everyone else's writing must have been to make mine look good

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And somehow I pulled an A on a deliriously written paper last week. #how? #notevenmadjustimpressed

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Also, glad the cop that pulled me over on my bike was only concerned that I didn't have a light.. Not that I was drunk and sans helmet..

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As in like 20 miles longer than I was planning on....

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Good thing I went on a ridiculously long bike ride last night

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"oh my god my hair... I look like a chinchilla"

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Literally doing stairs in Hammond because i keep getting lost 😁

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But seriously, I work for three different entities that pay me to take people backpacking #lifedoneright #notevenrptm

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It's really fun applying for jobs you already know you're hired for (:

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Also, PSA: saint's gluten free cupcakes are the absolute TITS. Yay for foods that don't make me sick 😋

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Professor complains about me being late, then gets annoyed & tells me to keep quiet when I poke holes in his lecture... #makeupyourmind

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Always fun coming home from a group project to drunk people so funny they have you laughing to tears #brb #peeing

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I've slept outside more times in the past two weeks than I've slept in a bed.... Life is good. #dirtyhippie

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yesterday i learned to drive stick..... at 3am in the fog mildly intoxicated. it was actually a great success.

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Also fuck boys. Literally and figuratively.

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climbing. beer. cheese. moonrise kingdom. snuggling. gosh i love my mates.