Alexis Trumble, Human Disaster

Hard of Hearing. Knowledge Enthusiast. Existential Mess. Eccentric Goat Lady. Amateur Juggler. She/Her.

[Alexis Trumble, Human Disaster @LexiGirl96]

My disabled veteran friend received a foreclosure notice. Please consider donating and sharing!

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[Alexis Trumble, Human Disaster @LexiGirl96]

My fellow #Swifties, would you consider donating $13 to help prevent my friend from becoming homeless?

[Alexis Trumble, Human Disaster @LexiGirl96]

My disabled veteran friend received a foreclosure notice. Please consider donating and sharing!

https://t.co/6EAg2plNYy

[Alexis Trumble, Human Disaster @LexiGirl96]

I'll also accept donations on these. Just make a note that they're for my friend.
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[Alexis Trumble, Human Disaster @LexiGirl96]

My disabled veteran friend received a foreclosure notice. Please consider donating and sharing!

https://t.co/6EAg2plNYy

[Alexis Trumble, Human Disaster @LexiGirl96]

$200 of the $500 has been raised! Just $300 more to be considered for state assistance.

[Alexis Trumble, Human Disaster @LexiGirl96]

I'm a bit more active on Threads these days. Follow @ alexistrumble55 if you feel like it.

[Alexis Trumble, Human Disaster @LexiGirl96]

Finally got the pregnancy test results back. Both were negative. From what I've read, a false negative is unlikely.
Rain either has a precocious udder or a pseudopregnancy. Both conditions should resolve on their own.
All that anxiety for nothing 😅

[Alexis Trumble, Human Disaster @LexiGirl96]

My best friend's mom thought it was "carve your name into my nipples"

[Alexis Trumble, Human Disaster @LexiGirl96]

With the timing of everything, I'm pretty sure Rain's pregnancy is legit and not just a pseudopregnancy, but I'd like to know for sure. River isn't showing any physical signs, but that doesn't mean she isn't pregnant.

[Alexis Trumble, Human Disaster @LexiGirl96]

The vet came out today to check on Thomas and Rain (runny noses and sneezing since around July 3rd) and do pregnancy tests on River and Rain.

I had to chase and tackle Rain, got knocked into the fence, and got dragged.

Goat life ❤️

[Alexis Trumble, Human Disaster @LexiGirl96]

They did not keep it professional.

[Alexis Trumble, Human Disaster @LexiGirl96]

🎶And I could see you up against the wall with me🎶 #SpeakNowTaylorsVersion #MerDer

[Alexis Trumble, Human Disaster @LexiGirl96]

Also on repeat.
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[Alexis Trumble, Human Disaster @LexiGirl96]

On repeat.
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[Alexis Trumble, Human Disaster @LexiGirl96]

Thomas likes to give hugs, and it's the most precious thing 🥺

[Alexis Trumble, Human Disaster @LexiGirl96]

Considering I've been meaning to get caught up on Grey's Anatomy, watching 27 episodes over the long weekend was technically productive.

Still not caught up, unfortunately.

[Alexis Trumble, Human Disaster @LexiGirl96]

The secondhand anxiety I'm feeling from international Swifties trying to get tickets 😬

[Alexis Trumble, Human Disaster @LexiGirl96]

Add combat juggling to my list of Patrick Dempsey fantasies.
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[Alexis Trumble, Human Disaster @LexiGirl96]

I'm too invested in Meredith, Amelia, Addison, and Miranda to quit watching Grey's, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to complain about this show XD

[Alexis Trumble, Human Disaster @LexiGirl96]

The Shondaland writers scrolled through fan fic sites for ideas, didn't they?

[Alexis Trumble, Human Disaster @LexiGirl96]

Grey's Anatomy isn't even Grey's Anatomy anymore. It's more like Grey's-Adjacent Recycled Drama.