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Lexi - Puppy Girl Scientist - Catnip for British
@LexiMilfArc
Pure of Heart
Dumb of Ass
The People's Tramp
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That middle aged woman you have a problematic age gap crush on
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Joined March 2025
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Is this where I say "I'm looking for about 1000 of my friends?"
See how cool I am?
@sturmhag Honey, I don't know you, but this was a pretty bad introduction considering these were just some girls having a birthday party lol
I hope things go better for you.
A cop really wanted to meet Bagel while we were out on our walk earlier, and I decided to let him have some quality time with the officer.
It might help if they know who he is before they decide to shoot him for barking loud or something.
Door Dash goes down right as I ordered breakfast
She showed me a picture of her polycule from when they went hiking
I referred to them as Mount Cuckmore
Guys, I'm so fucking in I can feel it
@clare_4th_burn @WrestlerHauser I've watched wrestling for 35+ years. As long as I can remember. I have been obsessed since I was a kid, different companies, different companies, different eras.
I don't think I could pick Rob Feinstein out in a line up of 5, let alone in a long line of people over an hour.
This was a good day for Carolina. Which means it was a good day for Connecticut. Which means it was a good day for the world.
@PuppyGirlRiot Honey.... You're not even up to my tits!
This is why it's important to kink shame.
Armpit girls? You're next.
Fart girls? Just.. Go away.
ConSOLES interview starring JURI HAN. Have a short look into the life of this fighting foot queen of the streets!
(Featuring the awesome @xoMissMandi , go visit her page!)
#juri #jurihan #jurifeet #jurihanfeet #StreetFighter6 #スト６ #SF6 #cosplay #feet #footfetish #toes
Over the past week, I have pulled 3 (three) all nighters and two late nights to do what a consulting agency wasn't able to do in 8 months for my job and be ready for a hard launch on Wednesday. They loved my presentation.
Anyways the project is moved to July.
@PuppyGirlRiot It'll be ok. As long as it's not like heroin.
Im allergic to heroin.
It makes my tummy hurt
@PuppyGirlRiot Ok, you and that one guy I went on a date with have both told me to try crack now. That's a plurality, I'm gonna do it
Also I'm worried that my phone auto capitalized crack. This seems like an omen.
If the Knicks win, Mamdami said we can have the towers back!
When you're having a discussion with yourself I your head, do the thoughts ping pong off the left and right side for you too or do I need to talk to my psychiatrist again?
Guy who's a staunch round earther but vehemently denies the existence of Britain
I think there's few things hotter than a man asking if he can kiss me at the right moment, but that may be just because the idea of a dude understanding consent is apparently the high bar now
The first time I kissed a girl I really asked “can I kiss you?”
Not now Daddy, your discord kitten is overstimulated
@nextdimensiona1 @sashaonthebooks @csyancsyancsyan Oh my God, I respect this on such a deep level.
This is advanced shit baggery
Wait! Miles Garrett is a fucking Ram?
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