Lex

digital diary

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

Me at 3am wondering how people even started translating languages if they didn't understand each other

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

Being rude to me unprovoked really wakes up the menace buried deep inside. Like I choose to live my life on cutie patootie juice but it’s some four loko back here somewhere. Let’s be very clear

[Lex @LexiOdam]

It’s the way I lost 20lbs then turned around & got pregnant 😭

[Lex @LexiOdam]

I say I’m fine but I just really want dumplings

[MJ👑 @iam__Jezreel]

You're right bro, Christianity brainwashed me. I want to spend the rest of my life with one person, pray for those who hate me, forgive easily, raise a beautiful family, stay away from gossip, and find true purpose in Jesus.

[jamexx ✩ @hrstnvrgrwngp]

9 year old me when avril lavigne said
"hell yeah i'm the motherfucking princess"

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?

[Mayra Flores @MayraFlores4TX]

When you realize that Jesus fed 5,000, but only 500 followed him after the meal. He had 12 disciples, but only 3 went farther into the garden, and only 1 stood by him at the cross. The closer you get to the cross, the smaller the crowd becomes.

[l!v @bpddestroyer]

I can tell ur ass went to Jupiter to get more stupider

[Lex @LexiOdam]

Me with my little scrapbooks

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

Ngl our parents really ate with printing out our pictures and putting them in albums.

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

I've said it often and it needs to be said more, that judges are given way too much immunity for this. Give them some consequences related to their bad judgements and this shit stops overnight.

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

Bringing this to the bar this weekend

[Path of Men @PathOfMen_]

technology should've stopped right there

[Felon Degeneres @_alyssssssac]

EIGHTY FIVE????????

[RICKEY @rickeythompson]

I don’t think yall UNDERSTAND…..I WILL
BE SEATED EVERY WEEEEKKKKKKKK

[family friendly era @BhadDhad]

I love Jesus Christ so much idc like that’s really bestie right there fuck the devil fr

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

When everyone is looking at me and sees an adult but… this is what i feel like on the inside

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

If you don’t want to stop and read the historical site plaques then you’re not fucking coming

[𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖉𝖞 𝖛𝖘 𝕭𝖆𝖇𝖞𝖑𝖔𝖓 @mary_got_grace]

Men had to go on long journeys to meet with God.

God always went to His daughters

[seiya @systole_]

every spring it feels like i’m living life again for the first time