Uncensored Thoughts

A stream of consciousness of my random thoughts that deserve to be shared with the world.

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Damn I really love KitKat bars. Yes, I am eating the rest of my Halloween candy right now

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I could never do internat'l politics bc if it's not my problem, I don't really care. I'm not heartless, I just have other things to focus on

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It's going to be really difficult to write a paper about this speaker's talk because I can't understand him through his thick accent...

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Adding "if you know what I mean" to the end of every line makes CSI: Miami a lot more sexual...if you know what I mean

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Like seriously, why did I even bother making this ramen when I only have a plastic fork instead of chopsticks

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I swear ramen noodles taste better when you use chopsticks.

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This kid--- "But it's not fair!"
Welcome to life and the real world kid!

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Hahaha Detective Frank Tripp has got his sassypants on!

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Oh awkward. Now Peter Burke (@TimDeKay) is a dead witness on CSI: Miami.

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Wait, what? Peter Burke (aka @TimDeKay) is a witness on CSI: Miami. So when does Neal Caffrey (aka @MattBomer) show up?

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#JustRemember people: if you shoplift, you might get blown up by a dress that's concealing a bomb (CSI: Miami)

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"I'm not a criminal! "
Dude, you killed a guy with the car you stole... yeah I'd call that pretty criminal

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I will NEVER get tired of Horatio's cheesy lines on CSI:Miami

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Ahhhh now that my freak of a roommate has gone to bed, it's just me and CSI:Miami. And cookies. Lots of cookies.

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Eww eww eww eww eww my roommate left me a gift in the sink: a huge glob of mucus. So nasty!

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I don't know how it's possible, but my roommate actually smells WORSE after she showers. How??

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Aaaand now my roommate is blasting terrible music from the bathroom. If she could just go live somewhere else that would be great.

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Okay, my roommate can leave the bathroom any time now.

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My friend texted back that I don't need to call hospitals and police stations...yet. Now I'm worried.

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Every time a tv show does an episode about cannibals, I think about the #Bones episode. It was too funny for an episode about eating people.