Alexis

Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock

[✧ @cessonmute]

ICE k*lled another person.
ICE k*lled another person.
ICE k*lled another person.
ICE k*lled another person.
ICE k*lled another person.
ICE k*lled another person.
ICE k*lled another person.

His name was Lorenzo Salgado Araujo.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

FTP: LAPD killed her dog. He was wearing his Knicks jersey.
His name was Jameson. A golden doodle. One of the sweetest, most gentle breeds alive.
A neighbor called a noise complaint. That's it.
20+ officers showed up. Then a helicopter. For a noise complaint in an apartment complex.
And they shot Jameson dead. In front of his owner. In front of her child.
No warning. No de-escalation. Nothing.
The media is barely covering this. No headlines. No outrage.
Like it never happened.
If this was your dog... your child watching... how would you feel?
Jameson deserved better. That little boy deserved better. His mama deserved better.

[Trisha Paytas @trishapaytas]

I WROTE A BOOK 🤭
PRE-ORDER ⬇️

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

“JD VANCE FUCKS COUCHES”
Fuckin dead. 💀

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

man of the house (firstborn daughter)

[Cindy Noir✨ @thecindynoir]

Now WAIT a dimmadamn minute!!

[𝓝.🕊️ @luvblessingz]

Ask "why them kids ain't in school?" whenever I see children in the daytime.

[tumblr @tumblr]

PHAN CONFIRMED IN BIG 2025

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Dan and Phil confirm that they’ve been in a relationship for 16 years.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

NO HEALTH CARE FOR THE STUPID PEASANTS, BUT LOOK AT THE QUEEN’S GOLDEN OFFICE!!

(GOLDEN BIDET NOT PICTURED)

[TJ @EliteFourDan]

to those Etsy Witches

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Unfortunately

[𝗞lark @KnightClawk]

how did I go from this to paying bills

[ivan. @yasscorrset]

WAIT TRISHA GIVE BIRTH QUICKLY

[Project Hayle(s) Mary ☀️🌟 @bulbasaurbian]

All of us rn:

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

“NO ONE MOURNS THE WICKED” is currently trending on X/Twitter in the US.

[brad ❤️‍🔥 @brrr_add]

making a playlist just in case

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

Three of the leading causes of vaginal dryness.

[GiGi ✮ @gigi2p]

me waiting for the towel