lexxonmobil

send pics of your dog

[Barstool Baseball @StoolBaseball]

The Internet is letting the Phillies have it

[MLB @MLB]

OMG! #WorldSeries

[lexxonmobil @Lexibooooo]

@adrianna_meza I just wanted some coffee 😭

[lexxonmobil @Lexibooooo]

Thought I’d try out dutch bros coffee this morning. Lady asked me if I think cereal is a soup. Will not be going back

[lexxonmobil @Lexibooooo]

You let your kids run around a busy restaurant? I swear to god I’ll kick ‘em

[lexxonmobil @Lexibooooo]

this tx heat got me shaving my legs in the winter. THE WINTER. outraged

[lexxonmobil @Lexibooooo]

@adrianna_meza 😌 very tru I am annoying

[RB 🤘🏼 @HeyyRB]

I miss Astros baseball.

[prance @bocxtop]

the worst thing u can do is turn 23

[Diane Langberg, PhD @DianeLangberg]

Philippians 2:3 gives us a remarkable picture of humility: “Do nothing from selfishness or empty conceit, but with humility of mind regard one another AS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOURSELVES”. Living under the power of God in line with this verse would have turned slavery on its head.

[lexxonmobil @Lexibooooo]

@claydoughh oh who

[not lindsay @lindsaaaytweets]

this page is from a medical textbook that was published in wait for it...2017.

[RUNCH @_BeeGilly_]

Y’all really out here tipping badly or not tipping????? During a pandemic?????? In restaurants y’all begged for to be open????????????? During a pandemic?????????????

[JhbTeam @JhbTeam]

This 80's Sex Ed PSA has me crying LMFAOOOOOO

[M. Kei (he/him) WEAR A MASK @kujakupoet]

@ShaneClaiborne @RavMABAY @BethMooreLPM @theSimpleWay @RedLetterXians When Jesus rose from the dead, he revealed himself to women and told them to spread the goods news.

There's no better authority for women preachers than that.

[lexxonmobil @Lexibooooo]

@claydoughh that’s the main benefit tho

[lexxonmobil @Lexibooooo]

@atrupar Says the guy who can’t even recite a bible verse

[Uncivilized Elk @UncivilizedElk]

@JurisAbramenko In case nobody else made the edit yet, I was bored: