one of the nurses at my job volunteered to go help out with the pandemic in NYC, where COVID 19 has the most cases of the country. Here are some of her updates from her first shift:
Imagine: you graduate from Williamsport High. You end up on the bachelor. He likes you. He comes to your hometown. You take him to the hot wall and river bottom to admire the culture. You then take him to Waffle House and finish at Third Base Tavern. You get a rose.
It’s NYE weekend.
DO NOT DRIVE DRUNK.
DO NOT DRIVE A LITTLE DRUNK.
DO NOT DRIVE TIPSY.
If your the DD friend, be responsible.
Call an Uber. A Lyft. A taxi or ya mama.
Be responsible and have an awesome time.
thanksgiving break is a tease and i don’t appreciate the sense of false relaxation it is providing. these next three weeks will murder me and there is no way around it