Lexie Strouse

[Lexie Strouse @LexieStrouse]

“Where did all of these burgers come from?”
“It’s a McChicken bitch.”
-Taylor and Parker

[Lexie Strouse @LexieStrouse]

You want me to build SEL or do you want me to be fucked?
-Christy, Instructional Coach, Last day of School

[Lexie Strouse @LexieStrouse]

“Are they roostering?”
…
“I hear chickens.”
-Me. High.

[Lexie Strouse @LexieStrouse]

“Oh look it’s a waterfront property”-Linds

“Does that mean the water comes out of the front?”-me

[Lexie Strouse @LexieStrouse]

“Tape my titties, I want to confident tonight” -@Morden_G13

[Lexie Strouse @LexieStrouse]

Let’s go play bingo at midnight.

A new series of Dumb Shit Lexie Says

[Lexie Strouse @LexieStrouse]

“Dicks are so aggressive, I don’t wanna see that.” -HP

[reggie mills @MillsReggie]

I strongly believe God is teaching me patience rightnow, on all levels.

[Lexie Strouse @LexieStrouse]

@nlm11223 @grills12 this is still us in our 20s 😂

[Lexie Strouse @LexieStrouse]

“With every drink, the signature gets a little more squiggly.”
-Kyler B

[Lexie Strouse @LexieStrouse]

Reide: “You can’t start 2019 soft.”🤷🏽‍♀️ @reide_barkus

[Samantha Collins @Samm_Collins_]

Oh wait can’t relate. #Teacher

[morgan @Morganvoigts12]

Boys’ houses are so weird. They literally have their grandmas old couches with three different TVs in the living room and random flags for decoration???

[Lexie Strouse @LexieStrouse]

@haydentpierce Remember what I told you tonight 😉

[Lexie Strouse @LexieStrouse]

@Morden_G13 This is my all time favorite commercial! It never gets old 😂

[Lexie Strouse @LexieStrouse]

Quote of the day from my manager:

“I love cookies and beer.”

Same. 🍻

[Lexie Strouse @LexieStrouse]

@HelloSemrick @_tavia_dawn_ @Samm_Collins_