Chichona 🍈

Mama #1 Down ass bitch #2

[Chichona 🍈 @LexiemonaeG]

Therapist: You shouldn’t mix alcohol and anti depressants
Me: Alright…. So I won’t take my anti depressants
Therapist: not the answer I was looking for

[Chichona 🍈 @LexiemonaeG]

Being pregnant & craving seafood… but HATING seafood is so not fun. I want scallops and lobster tail and poke 😔

[ArtByJac @artbyjacstudio]

Now more than ever it is SO important to prioritize shopping with businesses who stand by your values.

Sure, you can get a similar product for less on Amazon, but your money is feeding the mouths of giants who don’t care about your community. Shop small, support your community.

[Chichona 🍈 @LexiemonaeG]

I always wanna post my child all over social media bc I think he’s the most handsomest kid in the universe but then I remember that there are creepy weirdos :/

[Chichona 🍈 @LexiemonaeG]

Yesterday I threw my back out. Does my body know that I’m about to turn 27 & not 87????

[Chichona 🍈 @LexiemonaeG]

I’m still so convinced that Magan loves Haley & misses her so bad. At the reunion she didn’t seem as free & lively. I needed more drama. I needed more FROM THEM.

[Chichona 🍈 @LexiemonaeG]

What’s the point in releasing the last 3 episodes of The Ultimatum Queer Love S2 one week after the first part? I want to binge NOW. TELL ME MAGAN AND HALEY CHOOSE EACH OTHER.

[[Meredith Grey] @meredithgreypo]

I NEED Magan and Haley to be the first couple to switch partners and leave together and I’m not joking

#TheUltimatumQueerLove

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

real

[Chichona 🍈 @LexiemonaeG]

@worldreads @cat_g16 except all your notifications are from me 😂

[Chichona 🍈 @LexiemonaeG]

I used to eat my whole lunch with hyd fluid & grease on my hands when I was a mechanic but now even a spec of dirt makes me wanna spaz

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

her face card is lethal

[Chichona 🍈 @LexiemonaeG]

I love hearing my son laugh when he’s playing with other kids. I feel bad that he’s an only child bc he only gets to play with kids at school 😭

[Chichona 🍈 @LexiemonaeG]

I love that Mike Jones announces himself in every song. Whether it’s his own song or someone else’s. It makes me laugh

[Chichona 🍈 @LexiemonaeG]

I just need one billionaire to give me 1M in cash as their charity for the year. You wouldn’t even notice fr 😭 please

[Chichona 🍈 @LexiemonaeG]

@UberEats you suck. I was just charged 62$ just because I had to cancel an order the restaurant had MY DRIVER tell me they couldn’t make. No food, out 62$. Hungry. Annoyed. You suck.

[mildhippie ᖭི༏ᖫྀ𓍊𓋼 @mildhippie]

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[Chichona 🍈 @LexiemonaeG]

Chilis was out of mozzarella sticks. I’m so bummed ):

[SydDivineTarot @SydDivineTarot]

Me if i were in inside out 2