TimCook

I write for work and watch way too many movies on my own

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Kangaroos are just purses you have to fight if you want your car keys.

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Titties!

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I dont understand how right wings can keep complaining about a "godless society" when they talk about "shootin niggers in the face" like wtf

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The shitty world we live in

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We need better machine gun Kelly control

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Tweet tweet time to eat

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@NewYork_lovee damn girl harsh aren't we supposed to be in this together?

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I don't even like anything anymore. Do I? Nah you all suck, morning people would be a lot happier if there were a lot less of them

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*walks into Walmart wielding megaphone* UHH ID LIKE TO BUY 3 SNIPER RIFLES AND TWO DOZEN PISTOLS... Why? BECAUSE IM MURICAN THERE IS NO WHY

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I'm really funny guys just give me a second okay? Gosh it's not even morning I'm not ready to hate you all yet

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