Lexi M™

Supermodel. Dancer. Singer. Chef. PhD in Soliloquy. Enjoys quiet time in bookstores & supermarkets. Noted expert in knotting cherry stalks.

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That moment when you could actually have some peace but you chose uncertainty, so the universe gave you chaos. #blessed

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JLo's new movie, Office Romance, is boring as fuck. The Marvel Hercules is actually really ugly. Like something's off compared to other JLo movie partners. And I love all her movies. This storyline is predictable, bland, and overreaching. Bring back the Maid in Manhattan formula.

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You did not advocate for your mother and waited for her to suffer so you can sell your story to the paper? What a fucking bitch you are!

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While quintessential hotspots are technically racist, and exclusivity is upfront discriminatory, I wish I was back in the 90s where my travel decriptions are exactly that; less multicultural, less ethno-diverse and with only a hint of a rumour to your whereabouts for the allure.

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#BritishSummerTime, baby! We just sprung forward..by an hour. #DaylightSavings #DaylightSavingTime

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Ok, so why is everyone in Good Cop/Bad Cop intentionally Australian? #Netflix #GoodCopBadCop

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Looking at people trying hard to be nonchalant and unbothered. 🤣 Dude, you are very much bothered! 🤣🤣🤣

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People often misconstrue the notion of quiet waters run deep analogous to high level of intelligence when in fact it is analysis paralysis due to the sheer volume of data overloading. And shallow waters do not necessarily mean stupidity, when you have a lightweight mental map.

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Ryan Murphy really failed in FX's The Beauty on Disney+. It's so boring. I'm stuck in episode 3 and I keep switching to a different show/movie mid episode because it's just so fucking dragging. Is this the product of having 4 of its actors also co-produce the series?

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So, Benedict Bridgerton, after being fucked in the ass by a man (or the other way around, whatever), suddenly falls in love with a potential wife at a ball in the same night. What do the books really say. 😒🙄 #BridgertonS4 #BridgertonSeason4 #BridgertonNetflix

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Wow! High Potential really aged Jesse Bradford a little too forward! How dare them do that to such a cute little baby face! Bring it on! As in, we need to see more of him in the series.

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Merry Christmas, you filthy animal! 🤣

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Did they just try hard to reference Jeffrey Dahmer in Die Hard? Like a Temu version? William Atherton's Richard Thornburg?

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Hang on, the late Alan Rickman, may he RIP, brought his Die Hard (1988) character into the Potterverse?

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Wow. I'm really watching Die Hard just so I could understand why they think it is a Christmas movie. Certainly not for nostalgic reminiscing but the first ten minutes is already dragging and there's 110 more minutes to go.

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Klaro kaayong hilig magpalibre, murag nawong ug kwarta kay tawgon kag "madam", "queen", "gwapa", unya grabe kaayong pag post sa imong nawong sa social media pero ug mga ordinaryo ra nga laag kay wa jud ma flex oi hahaha

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The real luxury is having the power to choose what the world sees.

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The grass is always greener when watered, not a destination to search for.

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It doesn't matter whether a glass is half-empty or half-full. All that matters is the glass is refillable. 😉

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Omg! #FreakierFriday is fucking phenomenal!