ΑιεΧα Διcκιnsοη

nacho average nacho addict-aggressive environmentalist- enthusiastic feminist- passionate wine consumer-Always RFB

[ΑιεΧα Διcκιnsοη @Lexipotpie]

Do you ever go to the mall with specific purpose and leave with a shirt that has RBG riding an eagle

[ΑιεΧα Διcκιnsοη @Lexipotpie]

Emily Gilmore walked so Lucille Bluth could run

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Petition to put a planned parenthood in Stars Hollow

[ΑιεΧα Διcκιnsοη @Lexipotpie]

Why is every “wearing versus styling” video just a girl adding sunglasses and a belt to an outfit

[ΑιεΧα Διcκιnsοη @Lexipotpie]

I can’t believe Love Island US is over and Love Island UK is still getting new bombshells UGH

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

Maya Rudolph on that next phone call with Lorne Michaels

[ΑιεΧα Διcκιnsοη @Lexipotpie]

@AlaskaAir what the hell is going on at SeaTac!!

[ΑιεΧα Διcκιnsοη @Lexipotpie]

If you are under 30 and drive a Prius and your ring is over 3 karats baby we all know it’s moissanite don’t play 🫶🏻

[ΑιεΧα Διcκιnsοη @Lexipotpie]

@ZiplyFiber has sent me a piece of mail every day for over a year and by my calculations they could have just given me three months free by now. I love seeing companies throw their marketing money away just like I throw all their mail away without reading it

[Carrie Wittmer 👻 @carriesnotscary]

can’t believe captain sandy made her put out the slide

[ΑιεΧα Διcκιnsοη @Lexipotpie]

If you ever see me in white denim please admit me to a psychiatric ward

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

NYT connections is a couple weeks away from “words my ex bf mispronounced,” “the 43rd-46th words my daughter learned,” “characters in the novel I’m writing but haven’t finished,” & “words I’m thinking of instead of the word ‘dog’”

[maria🦝 @mariamainmo]

I will stop using lol as punctuation as soon as they come up with a punctuation mark that conveys my need to be liked

[ΑιεΧα Διcκιnsοη @Lexipotpie]

Peacock: you know how you only watch Bravo, classic Thursday-night NBC sitcoms, and Traitors? Well we think you might like…Oppenheimer

[trash jones @jzux]

there should be an opposite of valentine’s day where you post instagram photos of your enemy

[ΑιεΧα Διcκιnsοη @Lexipotpie]

@guacgirl33 Me too it was so bad

[ΑιεΧα Διcκιnsοη @Lexipotpie]

Merry Christmas to all who celebrate, except whoever came up with the wordle today.

[ΑιεΧα Διcκιnsοη @Lexipotpie]

Take a shot whenever you see a thanksgiving instagram story about canned food/paper plates or someone saying they are thankful for their significant other

[ΑιεΧα Διcκιnsοη @Lexipotpie]

I would be okay with raising taxes if if meant more bidets in public restrooms

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

Women: “I love skims because it’s for real women with real curves!”

(Skims for men ad campaign comes out with professional athletes who have 8 packs wearing them)

Women: “Kim nails it again!”

[ΑιεΧα Διcκιnsοη @Lexipotpie]

I feel like Marie Kondo was a plant by Gen Z to get Millennials to donate all of their cool clothing from the 2000s just so Gen Zs could bring them back into style and swoop it up at Goodwill