Alexis Landry

My boys are my world💞

[Alexis Landry @LexisNicole13]

What a day. Grief. Sadness. Anger. Disgust. Sympathy. Pain.

[Alexis Landry @LexisNicole13]

2 weeks away from my wedding and I am just in shock. How has a year and a half of planning just came this fast! I’m in stressed panicked mode just trying to keep it all together 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[Alexis Landry @LexisNicole13]

I’m so fucking annoyed that somehow I lost my wallet. I’ve never even lost a single card. Wtf. Most inconvenient shit of my life I swear.

[Alexis Landry @LexisNicole13]

It’s so weird when you get a new car and you look for the wrong car in the parking lot😂

[Alexis Landry @LexisNicole13]

I’ve been in bed for 3 hours and I can’t fucking sleep. Unbelievably annoying.

[Alexis Landry @LexisNicole13]

@Alexforgnone06 😇🤗🫡

[Alexis Landry @LexisNicole13]

@Alexforgnone06 No

[Alexis Landry @LexisNicole13]

Still bummed that I should be on my way to see jelly roll right now 🥲 priorities suckkk

[Alexis Landry @LexisNicole13]

Being in your own bed after 17 nights is the best feeling ever 🤗

[Alexis Landry @LexisNicole13]

The fact I was in bed at 830 and almost asleep by 930 and then my brain said hahahahaha real funny bitch

[Alexis Landry @LexisNicole13]

When people be telling me “You didn’t even need to lose weight, you were fine”. 4 months later & almost 40lbs.. I say yes I absolutely did.

[Alexis Landry @LexisNicole13]

The fact that if I want to go to a museum with my family it will cost me $80 but the same family size for someone with food stamps will cost them $8. And that’s what is wrong with this world 🙃🙃🙃

[Alexis Landry @LexisNicole13]

If you don’t know how to work with some fuckin PEP in your step, you should not be working in the ER. Bottom line.

[Alexis Landry @LexisNicole13]

Hero walks get me everytime man 😓

[Alexis Landry @LexisNicole13]

I missed seeing Russ last year & this year. Praying he has a tour next year cause ya girl needs to attend 😫😫

[Alexis Landry @LexisNicole13]

Dear @DutchBros, please get mobile order already 😫😫😫

[Alexis Landry @LexisNicole13]

@Alexforgnone06 No way 😂😂😂😂😂

[Alexis Landry @LexisNicole13]

I love when I send people 5747383 quotes & then they post that they booked their trip. Please don’t waste my damn time if you’re just gunna do it yourself 🙄 I charge nothing for my time & these clients make me want to charge 🙃

[Alexis Landry @LexisNicole13]

Lack of sleep is getting to me 😵‍💫😵‍💫

[Alexis Landry @LexisNicole13]

Getting told “great splint” by a Dr who everyone thinks is an asshole is such a great compliment 🥰