Alexis Petrone

I mainly use this for observational purposes.

[Alexis Petrone @LexpetronE]

Angelo, all excited to be on the blue team.
Pat: “wipe that smile off your face, Angelo”
#BarstoolVsAmerica

[Alexis Petrone @LexpetronE]

Really looking forward to someone showing up to the met gala in black leggings, a black north face, and ugg boots. #MetGala #AmericanFashion

[Alexis Petrone @LexpetronE]

Men love to find tasks to do when you’re ready to head out the door with them, like “oh you’re ready to leave? Let me go start the leaf blower and clean the gutters.” 😐 Why? 🤌🏼

[Alexis Petrone @LexpetronE]

The seams on that suit must be screaming....#Bachelor #TheBachelor

[Alexis Petrone @LexpetronE]

@kellykeegs Glad I wasn’t the only who noticed that move.

[Sarah Leggett @sarah__leggett]

*bachelor nation when Michelle pulls out the matching Mr./Mrs. jerseys*

#TheBachelor @BarstoolTrent @ChicksInTheOff

[Alexis Petrone @LexpetronE]

@Airbnb’s commercial with the Golden Retriever...GIVE ME A WARNING NEXT TIME, I’M SOBBING 😭 and yes, I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU 😭😭

[Chicks in the Office @ChicksInTheOff]

“PUT A SHIRT ON MATT I HAVE A DAUGHTER!” - Yosef at home watching #TheBachelor

[Alexis Petrone @LexpetronE]

That sound effects....#thebachelor

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@_nrcd I’m actually laughing out loud. Damn kids are savages. 🤣

[Alexis Petrone @LexpetronE]

@Doritos FINALLY! 3D DORITOS ARE COMING BACK!

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All of us watching Victoria right now @ChicksInTheOff

[Alexis Petrone @LexpetronE]

“LIT-TER-LY” you’ve been an asshole to the majority of the women. 😒Literally. #thebacherlor #Bachelor #bachelorabc

[National Zoo @NationalZoo]

❄️🐼 Slides, somersaults and pure panda joy. Happy snow day from giant pandas Mei Xiang and Tian Tian! 🌨🐾
. . .
#SnowDay #PandaStory

[Schitt's Creek (Pop) @SchittsCreekPop]

Ew, 2020.

[Alexis Petrone @LexpetronE]

Zac C seems like he snores when he sleeps, so for that reason, I’m out. #TheBachelorette  #bachelorette

[Alexis Petrone @LexpetronE]

@BarstoolRia

[Alexis Petrone @LexpetronE]

Long sleeves...bold choice Ivan. #TheBachelorette

[Alexis Petrone @LexpetronE]

If I don’t see the ladybug in this season of @bigmouth I’m not going to be mad, just extremely disappointed.

[Alexis Petrone @LexpetronE]

An accurate representation of me right now seeing George....
@GreysABC #GreysAnatomy #greys