Alexis

Pugs & Love ✨

[Alexis @Lexsotoo]

Funny how accurate my intuition is.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

my toxic trait is i expect people to have common sense and i get mad when they don’t.

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

goodnight to all the girls who are constantly covered in pet hair

[scarlet @bbyscar1819]

i hate babies with grown-ass names, no i ain’t holding WALTER 😭

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

if you can’t handle me at my two glasses of red wine you don’t deserve me at my four glasses of red wine

[Alexis @Lexsotoo]

No more chasing daydreams, I’m only chasing more green. 💰

[Alexis @Lexsotoo]

I’ve been noticing a lot but not saying a damn thing.

[jazmin @itsnotjazminn]

you think he has another girl? he does.

[mae @maespov]

he drives and i stare at how handsome he is

[Alexis @Lexsotoo]

Hispanics don’t call me Alexis, they call me Alexa 💀

[Alexis @Lexsotoo]

Last night I got drunk off wine & danced as if I was performing a concert in my room. Coco was my audience. 😂

[Alexis @Lexsotoo]

#NewProfilePic

[𝘾𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙨 & 𝘽𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙖𝙨 @corridosybandas]

Cuando se quiere, se puede.

[Alexis @Lexsotoo]

Nobody:
Lyrics in my head: These bitches tryna ride my face, ride my face.

@babykeem

[Alexis @Lexsotoo]

Lord I pray that I touch so much money so I don’t have to work and be a stay at home dog mom. 🥲

[Alexis @Lexsotoo]

IF IM WALKING OUT THE BUILDING, DO NOT CALL FOR ME. IM OFF THE CLOCK!

[Alexis @Lexsotoo]

Too bad I can’t do a couples costume this year.

[Alexis @Lexsotoo]

All these pets found in the area… why aren’t the owners being more mindful with their fur babies 😭

[Alexis @Lexsotoo]

I had a dream I met Adam Sandler.

[Alexis @Lexsotoo]

When sissy surprises me with a coconut redbull at work 🥲