Chief of Staph 🇺🇦 🌎

Retired Heiress, Vaccine Shill, Instant-Pothead, OG Mermaid, Feminazi Libtard, Future Jeopardy Champion

[🦬 @buffalorantings]

Every time Josh Allen says, “Go Bills”, an angel gains its wings

[Chief of Staph 🇺🇦 🌎 @LexusCementruck]

@KLGLASS2 "The Promise" by When in Rome

[Chief of Staph 🇺🇦 🌎 @LexusCementruck]

@austintylerro Not parked, but driving north on I-280 in Daly City, CA

[Chief of Staph 🇺🇦 🌎 @LexusCementruck]

@austintylerro Probably not enough!

[Chief of Staph 🇺🇦 🌎 @LexusCementruck]

@DocAtCDI I have a joke about Schrodinger but it may or may not be funny...

[Chief of Staph 🇺🇦 🌎 @LexusCementruck]

@DocAtCDI Try branching out a little.

[Chief of Staph 🇺🇦 🌎 @LexusCementruck]

@DocAtCDI At the zoo with my other giraffes.

[Chief of Staph 🇺🇦 🌎 @LexusCementruck]

@ThatEricAlper Toni Collette

[Chief of Staph 🇺🇦 🌎 @LexusCementruck]

@DocAtCDI Been there, done that, many times (metaphorically)

[Chief of Staph 🇺🇦 🌎 @LexusCementruck]

"Screw you, Alaska and Hawaii!"
#LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb

[Lauren Boebert @laurenboebert]

Sometimes a meme says it best.

[Chief of Staph 🇺🇦 🌎 @LexusCementruck]

Pot, meet Kettle!

[Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 @mtgreenee]

I was attacked in a restaurant tonight by an insane women and screamed at by her adult son.

They had no respect for the restaurant or the staff or the other people dining or people like me who simply have different political views.

They are self righteous, insane, and completely out of control.

I was sitting at my table, working with my staff, and never even noticed these people until they turned into demons.

People used to respect others even if they had different views.

But not anymore.

Our country is gone.

[Chief of Staph 🇺🇦 🌎 @LexusCementruck]

@KLGLASS2 Unsafe for everyone involved.

[Chief of Staph 🇺🇦 🌎 @LexusCementruck]

@LoveTherapis1 Absolutely!

[Chief of Staph 🇺🇦 🌎 @LexusCementruck]

@NFTAMetro How does one get from the Allen-Medical station to the Fountain Plaza station?

[Pastor Alex @PastorAlexLove]

To whoever laced the Church of the Forgiving Eagle communion wafers with LSD, you are NOT funny and have also probably committed a CRIME!

[Chief of Staph 🇺🇦 🌎 @LexusCementruck]

@DocAtCDI I booked an Alaskan cruise with about 30-40 friends!

[Chief of Staph 🇺🇦 🌎 @LexusCementruck]

@DocAtCDI Freshly made pasta in Italy!

[Chief of Staph 🇺🇦 🌎 @LexusCementruck]

@nowthisnews But, but, butt, #NikkiHaley insisted today that the USA isn't racist!
~sarcasm

[Chief of Staph 🇺🇦 🌎 @LexusCementruck]

@FireTrumpToday Mar-a-lago gift shop

[Chief of Staph 🇺🇦 🌎 @LexusCementruck]

What is the question?
#FamilyFeud
#WrongAnswersOnly

[Chief of Staph 🇺🇦 🌎 @LexusCementruck]

@Arngrim @ThatEricAlper I hummed that all day on the day my grandmother died! #SorryNotSorry