Lex 🐝 ⚢

[Kattoo King @SimplyKattoo]

The alcohol in a martini should be enough to kill the parasite in my ceasar salad, and then I'll pair it with fries, which are safe

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

quitting my job to pursue my real passion. kissing my cat on the top of its head.

[kaitan 🩻 @pinagkaitan_]

i’m such an awful texter but we shouldn’t be this accessible anyway but the price of community is inconvenience and discomfort but

[playwithboys carti @AMERlCANROYALTY]

why dont yall use your turn signals bro

[valu 🇦🇷 @rhaerions]

someone PLEASE kill criston cole already

[rollinK_avocado @rollinkuan1014]

“boys who hid their little faces in my skirts”💔🥲ouch……
#hotd #rhaenyra

[ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚ @polkadtts]

i love music so much i wish i was a song

[LK 🕷️ @LKSherms]

after losing my mind for 4 hours i’ve decided nothing is really that serious

[limpkin @acealeam]

wow a guided naturalist hike i hope it doesn't start at 9 am on a weekday

[madiiiii ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ @madsdanae]

I would say happy birthday, America, but unfortunately I love abortions and immigrants and public education and universal healthcare and Black people and the environment and not bombing children with my tax dollars.

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

Felt so moved and understood by this

[stewie garlic @strwberryvape]

twitter is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

do you fw girls who pick the skin around their fingernails until they bleed

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

Addicted to telling my friends in extremely low-level government positions to “intervene” on various things

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

im just someone’s weird sister

[trash jones @jzux]

i eat popcorn like someone is going to take it away from me and then kill me

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I lowkey love when unserious people have serious jobs. It’s the duality for me.

[bella @earlygirl__]

no one suffers more than a woman trying to pick up large pieces of furniture on facebook marketplace who is only friends with other women and twinks.

[Milu 🪶 @dollisheart]

In addition to being gentle and caring i am very neurotic and high strung. This is endearing to the right person i’m sure