Alexis

I’ll be your Doug

[Alexis @LexxHakim]

Me: "hi Conor with one N"
Kirsten's bf Conor "hi lex with 3 arrests"

[Alexis @LexxHakim]

@ErikaHilbert And yet I still like him more than your past relationships

[Alexis @LexxHakim]

@MatthewBresten2 I’m your whore

[Alexis @LexxHakim]

@_condawg @queensofbravo His voice and all lmaoo

[Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh_scanner]

North Shore. 380 North Shore Drive - Tequila Cowboy. PD are requesting transport units for a lot of people apparently victory fighting at Tequila Cowboy. #HereWeGo

[Alexis @LexxHakim]

@MatthewBresten2 you’re jealous of me because my twitter is funnier than yours

[Alexis @LexxHakim]

#TheBachelorette If I was Jenn the second the proposal started playing I would’ve walked off with the F U fingers up high and strong and blew the cameras a kiss goodbye @ABCBachelorette like ????

[Alexis @LexxHakim]

my fiancé really told the security guard to watch me yesterday in neiman marcus while he went pee 🙄

[Alexis @LexxHakim]

@MatthewBresten2 Sounds cute ;)

[Alexis @LexxHakim]

#rhonj uncensored version of Dolores is the funniest thing

[Alexis @LexxHakim]

@fineassnayyyy Love this! Go off girl

[Alexis @LexxHakim]

no offense to the fat kids growing up but you’re the reason why my school got rid of Pizza Hut days

[Alexis @LexxHakim]

@Color_Me_CoCo Ctfu I’m far from sensitive I just know the outcome if I tweeted what you tweeted goodbye coco

[Alexis @LexxHakim]

@BachOnRoses I would’ve danced my ass over to the red pole too

[Alexis @LexxHakim]

#TheBachelor Daisy 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 one classy ass broad

[Alexis @LexxHakim]

push Sydney off the boat #thebachelor

[Alexis @LexxHakim]

@ErikaHilbert You should probably share it with atleast one person tho (therapist)

[Alexis @LexxHakim]

@dorindadeadly She should’ve never left

[Alexis @LexxHakim]

@libsoftiktok I see this and wonder if I want to bring children into this world lmfao

[Alexis @LexxHakim]

am I the only one that thought the new saw movie had a cute ending ..