Childish Tilders

coffee in my veins, anxiety in my brain

[Childish Tilders @Lexx_skins]

If we can’t play GamePigeon games I don’t want it

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@gooseneckdrive High key down bad, rock bottom bikini bottom

[Childish Tilders @Lexx_skins]

Alex - “do you think I have autism?”
Me - “no, do you think I have autism?”
Alex - “yes” *runs up the stairs*

?!?!

[Childish Tilders @Lexx_skins]

I’m in two fantasy leagues and idk why I put the stress on myself.

And Alex assumes I can do this on my own.

😀

[Childish Tilders @Lexx_skins]

@britfaced_ They’re gonna have the coolest aunt 🫶🏻

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My mind has been going haywire this morning and was explaining to Alex that cows can swim.

This man deserves a medal

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I will pay someone good money for veggie pizza

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I literally think this every day Meg 😭

[megan @jegan__mones]

Growing up in Parkersburg WV really fucked with my ability to care about clean water. We did chemical spill evacuation drills in elementary school. I was tested in 4th grade and given $500 to not care/continue drinking water that made cows grow third eyeballs.

[Childish Tilders @Lexx_skins]

Alex is such a morning person.

I am not

[Total Sports Enterprises @TotalSportsEnt]

We're going to give a George Pickens autographed jersey to someone who retweets this tweet AND follows us!

We'll pick a winner on MONDAY 2/6!

[Childish Tilders @Lexx_skins]

Yes

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If you see me rn in our local Walmart, no you didn’t

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I actually have real tears coming from my eyeballs from laughing

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Mom and I have came to common ground that if we’re pissing the other off we just yell “GOODBYE” on the phone and leave it at that 😂😂😂

[Childish Tilders @Lexx_skins]

I fckin love choco milk

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@Tom_OBrienn @dylanburnite @richcoastrican Um hello the other guys

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Alex and I currently arguing the difference between amphibians and reptiles

The talk of frogs rn makes me wanna throw up

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We need a smoothie king or summmthinnn here