Alexis Jean

Dog Mom 🐾 Psych Student 🧠 Nap Queen 😴

[Alexis Jean @LexxiiJean]

@PapaJohns your delivery driver in Sioux Falls tried to run me off the road tonight. That was festive #guessimnevereatinghereagain

[Alexis Jean @LexxiiJean]

@awonderland This made me laugh SO HARD today.. why she gotta be petty 😂 just mad because you’re loved for skills and not your body/dramatic life 💕

[Alexis Jean @LexxiiJean]

It’s honestly rather overwhelming the amount of grown ass men I know with the maturity level of a 13 year old girl who just had their heart broken for the first time.

[Alexis Jean @LexxiiJean]

Real question.. who.. tf.. waxes their STOMACH.

[Alexis Jean @LexxiiJean]

Mark this on your calendars.. tonight.. the McFlurry machine at McDonald’s is in working order

[Alexis Jean @LexxiiJean]

It truly makes my heart happy to see all these people I used to be so close with being bomb ass patents. Really, y’all are amazing

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

The everyday struggle.

[Alexis Jean @LexxiiJean]

It’s funny, I see my neighbor outside and she’s this sweet and tiny thing.. inside, however, it sounds like a Sumo wrestler is constantly stomping above my head.

[ALISON WONDERLAND @awonderland]

the only person you will ever fully be able to rely on is your goddamn self

so look after YOU

[Alexis Jean @LexxiiJean]

Logged in after creative break from Twitter.. seriously contemplating just making a new one. Who let me post some of that stuff.

[Alexis Jean @LexxiiJean]

Amazing things... people wronging you in the worst way possible... somehow trying to get pity from you. No, no, no. 26 is already my year to cleanse all negativity

[Alexis Jean @LexxiiJean]

So we dramatic enough to be cropping people out of photos again.. oooook🤔

[Alexis Jean @LexxiiJean]

Sometimes a sewing machine has a pretty small needle and still does good work

[Alexis Jean @LexxiiJean]

I chose to donate @CapellaU's charitable funds to Best Friends Animal Society through #CapellaInspires. https://t.co/gVKWCJp8R7

[Alexis Jean @LexxiiJean]

@XboxSupport Should wetake our card attached to account off profile in case server was hacked???

[Alexis Jean @LexxiiJean]

@MissRagerrrrrrr @halyjean @dawnosaurs Yessss

[Alexis Jean @LexxiiJean]

Butt plugs are just something you don't share.

[Alexis Jean @LexxiiJean]

@MissRagerrrrrrr @dawnosaurs #Therealhouseragersofsiouxfalls

[Alexis Jean @LexxiiJean]

I've never felt a pain like this. I will love you forever, Ryan Lee.