Lexxity

Egg Obsessive, Av Geek, Ship Nerd. “Aggressive Northern Monkey.” “One of the worst people on twitter.” Mostly utter nonsense. Views my own, obvs.

[James Blunt CBE @JoeBangles11]

JAMES BLUNT'S FAVOURITE CHEESE!!!!!!!! WE DID IT!!!!

Congratulations on your number 1 album, Mr Air!

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

Hi Joe,

I have bad news.

My chosen charity is The Blue Marine Foundation.

My favourite cheese is Delice de Bourgogne.

I’m Number 1 in the album charts.

And you’re no longer called Joe.

Much love,

Ryan Air.

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@TelegraphRugby @fi_tomas_ Love him.

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@Shiv_who_burns The wrong word and the colour just doesn’t look very, well, pink.

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@otabil_fernando @touchtheworld6 And obviously as someone who’s a weekly user of the system I wouldn’t be aware that those timings are very tight. 🙄🙄

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@otabil_fernando @touchtheworld6 No because the train station is not in the terminal. It’s two floors up and a good 10 minite schlep along the walkway (assuming all the travelators are switched on) then down to the conciurse and then down again to the platform.

[James Blunt CBE @JoeBangles11]

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! IT'S ON!!!!

BUY JAMES BLUNT'S ALBUM NOW, LET'S GET HIM TO NUMBER 1 AND I'LL GET HIS FAVOURITE CHEESE!!!

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@MylesHSG @mariaoliviaking @touchtheworld6 Yes he would. It’s in the flight connections centre. Manchester arrival is a domestic connection

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

Hold on. If my album goes to No.1 tomorrow, all I have to do is tell you my favourite cheese, and you’ll give £1000 to a charity of my choice and legally change your name to James Blunt?

Deal. People - let’s get to work.

https://t.co/ySCzhWQGcb

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@APC_Rugby Congratulations

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She’s refusing to concede the fight. Good for the big U.

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Farewell old girl. The SS United States is to be sunk shortly to create the world’s largest artificial reef. For all it’s a terrible shame it’s come to this, it’s better for her to go to her true home rather than be cut up for razor blades. My photos from when I saw her in Philly

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@JoeBangles11 🤣🤣🤣

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@ZachInMillioke I once had a German chap on one of my flights remark to me that “the lake, it’s like a sea!” As we flew to Chicago.

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@PomeryKaren Good luck! I’m sure you’ll be amazing at whatever your next adventure is.

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@history99917180 Sometimes it’s just like that. My record so far is two days late. Got stuck on the other side of the world. Makes for an interesting marriage. Lots of stories come out of it eventually.

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@HoldDasso They’re even clever in t5. That store must make so much from us! I absolutely cannot resist when I’m on my way home.

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When my youngest was very little he wanted pastas. Ie filled tortellini. I said we had none in. He demanded I just go to tescos and get pastas. Now I keep pastas in stock. He is 15.

[public emmany #1 🦬 @theemmacasey]

During bedtime tonight she said "and tomorrow for lunch I will have cinnamon rolls" I told her that, regretfully, we don't have cinnamon rolls. She leans in and whispers sweetly "then you'll buy them"

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@catherineroyuk @KirstieMAllsopp @Ella_M_Whelan @BBCr4today Eldest just turned 21. Exactly the same then.