Alexis Paige

[Alexis Paige @LexxyPaige]

"You with dark lipstick makes you look like a church mom." - Wallace

[Schilke @joelschilke]

We had to use my dads phone to keep score at darts the other night and my mom was texting my dad since she didn't hear from him in awhile. So my dad had to text my mother with my phone to let her know...

[Alexis Paige @LexxyPaige]

Dogs are hella awesome & all, but a big downfall is getting woke up at 7am on the weekends.

[Alexis Paige @LexxyPaige]

You give a Schilke a drinking game, you're going to get your ass kicked.

[Alexis Paige @LexxyPaige]

"When I was younger I drank so much and took a long break" - Spencer
"And then you decided to date a Schilke" - @ktyryan

[Alexis Paige @LexxyPaige]

"Can I piss?"
"No, I'm pissed" -momma

[Alexis Paige @LexxyPaige]

I always hated country until I knew Spencer and hear him sing it..maybe it's not that bad?

[Alexis Paige @LexxyPaige]

"Two cheese quesadilla and a cheese roll up" - Spencer Taco Bell order.
It's the same thing.

[Alexis Paige @LexxyPaige]

It ain't Thanksgiving until a titty comes out - source unknown

[Alexis Paige @LexxyPaige]

@jhoop87 Wow. I never knew I could smell a tweet 😅

[Alexis Paige @LexxyPaige]

I don't think I've realized how badly I needed a power washer until this weekend. I can't stop doing it 😅 but now my garage and sidewalks look great.

[Alexis Paige @LexxyPaige]

@ktyryan @amazon I cannot even deal. Wtf.

[Alexis Paige @LexxyPaige]

@ktyryan Literally no competition.

[Alexis Paige @LexxyPaige]

@joelschilke Do they have to be good, asking for a friend 😅😅

[Alexis Paige @LexxyPaige]

@ktyryan 😅😅😅😅🤦🏼‍♀️ the internet doesn't lie.

[Alexis Paige @LexxyPaige]

I move back to Ohio in 9 days. Although I'm going to miss ALOT about Chicago, I'm really gunna miss the big pantry and dishwasher. 😅

[Alexis Paige @LexxyPaige]

I've said it once, I'll say it again, I love @codibutts and need to hang with him.

[Alexis Paige @LexxyPaige]

We randomly ran into one of our fosters tonight!!! 🥰💕 a night out in Uptown and we found one of our dogs! How crazy.

[Alexis Paige @LexxyPaige]

I really wanna hang out with @codibutts. He just seems like the most fun person. 🥺🍻