Lex 🌞

[Doug Maas @Doogle_52]

Told my stepmom I have a headache and now she’s trying to give me an IV. Merry Christmas.

[Doug Maas @Doogle_52]

Me and my dad at our Tuesday night softball league

[Doug Maas @Doogle_52]

Sometimes I do miss the sound of bagpipes out in Mac Mall fr

[Lex 🌞 @LexyMaas]

@Doogle_52 No

[Lex 🌞 @LexyMaas]

@Doogle_52

[Lex 🌞 @LexyMaas]

@Sir_Thuglas Ok but you couldn’t answer my Royal Rumble Day Bitches text??

[Doug Maas @Doogle_52]

Happy Royal Rumble Day to all who observe

[Lex 🌞 @LexyMaas]

@Sir_Thuglas They’re in denial

[Doug Maas @Doogle_52]

I think at a certain point we have to stop and question the integrity of The Grammys when the The Wiggles have never won one after putting out masterpieces like “Fruit Salad”

[Lex 🌞 @LexyMaas]

Just found out my dad ran over my childhood cat with a motor home. RIP Boy-o-bob

[Lex 🌞 @LexyMaas]

@Sir_Thuglas And I won this negotiation 😎

[Doug Maas @Doogle_52]

Tim’s Pizza to the city of Olivet:

[Doug Maas @Doogle_52]

Ringle
Ringle
Coins when they jingle
Make such
A lovely
Sound

[Lex 🌞 @LexyMaas]

Me when my students stand up

[Bray.. @Bray_erryday]

Being short is so random. Like why am I down here

[Lex 🌞 @LexyMaas]

@Sir_Thuglas What were we talking about

[Lex 🌞 @LexyMaas]

@Sir_Thuglas I’m in class dawg

[Lex 🌞 @LexyMaas]

@deemazing24 My money is on Uncle Brian

[Lex 🌞 @LexyMaas]

I recognize that Victor Wembanyama is 7’4 and therefore two feet taller than me however I have a deep urge to refer to him only as Little Wemby

[Doug Maas @Doogle_52]

When in doubt, thug it out ✌🏼

@LexyMaas

[Lex 🌞 @LexyMaas]

@madddddys This is not the legacy I thought I was building 🙅🏻‍♀️