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Chelsea# football fan 🐐

[naughty_boifriend @Lexzy_noo]

@OEbenezer43574 I’m interested

[naughty_boifriend @Lexzy_noo]

@ghostof_francis @_y3maya Pmo bro Abeg

[naughty_boifriend @Lexzy_noo]

Where is the copied under this post? Shey nah you get the write up?

[Jbkeys @Jbkeyss]

TAKE NOTE OF THR FOLLOWING JUST IN CASE!!!!!!

When you want you to write a statement at the POLICE station or EFCC or law enforcement office;

1. Don't leave blank spaces, cross a line over any blank space left once you are done.

2. Remember to put full stop once you are done writing and sign at the front of that full stop.

3. If you are forced to write a statement against yourself.
DON'T WORRY, at the signature part.
Just add UD as part of your signature (meaning under Duress)

4. It is not a WAEC answer sheet where you must fill up all the page, write what you know only and cross line on the space remaining.

5. Don't agree to write a statement when your lawyer or someone you trust is not there.
If they force you to write, remember (number 3 point.)

6. Avoid answering unnecessary questions when your lawyer is not there.
You have the right to remain silent, cos anything you say can be used against you in court

7. If POLICE send you invitation during weekend, try tell dem say you go show face on Monday as you are out of town for now, cos they will probably detain you till Monday before they can transfer you to court if the matter is the one the type they need to transfer to court

8. Don't forget to share this p0st

9. Sign on every page of the paper, not just the final page

10. If there is a mistake when writing, cross it out cleanly, write the correction, and place your initials directly beside the alteration.

Happy taco Tuesday 🎉

[naughty_boifriend @Lexzy_noo]

Took this picture few months ago.

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

This is not Rome; this is Lagos.

[naughty_boifriend @Lexzy_noo]

@Dayo_cryptt @udysznx I don see this template before

[naughty_boifriend @Lexzy_noo]

@OEbenezer43574 I’m interested @OEbenezer43574

[naughty_boifriend @Lexzy_noo]

@iWillSayMyMindd @mrbayoa1 Enu po have the money first they we will come back to this.

[naughty_boifriend @Lexzy_noo]

@Ajeexszn @Queen_Aeesha @the_Lawrenz AIRkasan 🤣

[naughty_boifriend @Lexzy_noo]

@LeadHerLogic Pls I’m interested @LeadHerLogic

[naughty_boifriend @Lexzy_noo]

Noo nah whistle e Dey blow😹

[𝚎𝚟𝚒 @evydenzz]

this wayward lifestyle no go work o😂

[naughty_boifriend @Lexzy_noo]

Maltreating your house help?

[Conelia💕 @ConeliaAmara]

I’m literally Igbo you’re meant to know what will make me happy without having to ask

[naughty_boifriend @Lexzy_noo]

@Sheyeejnr 😹

[naughty_boifriend @Lexzy_noo]

Between your mouth and your take I no know which one dey gba pass.

[Sheyee @Sheyeejnr]

Unpopular opinion: i feel like the quality between Premier league teams are not too far that's why any team fit beat eachother... m still saying it, if either barca, psg or bayern comes to Premier league, out of 6 seasons they are winning 4 because they are far far superior.

[naughty_boifriend @Lexzy_noo]

I'll find out the relationship between the two of them first before reacting.

Make e no be say na me sef be the third party trying to intrude 🫠

[Adekunbi🌹❤️ @Adhekunbi]

As a man, if another man slaps your wife in public, how would you react as her husband?

[naughty_boifriend @Lexzy_noo]

Some of you don’t have real life problems.

[Sheyee @Sheyeejnr]

There’s this girl that packed into our area about a month ago. She has been my crush since then, and this girl is a solid 10/10 😭. She’s using an iPhone 17 Pro Max while I’m here with my iPhone 12 Pro. How am I supposed to approach her? 😭😂

[naughty_boifriend @Lexzy_noo]

Economic reform that took spaghetti from ₦120 to ₦1,200

What a reform.🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

[Hafeesco @Abdul_charming]

Economic reform that took a crate of Egg from ₦1300 to ₦7,000

What a reform.🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

[naughty_boifriend @Lexzy_noo]

“Open a big frozen foods store in ikorodu” 🌚

[Emmy🎀° @princess_ehmy]

You have 30 million naira right now.

Option 1: Get your visa and relocate out of the country.

Option 2. Start up a profitable business and get a stable apartment in the country.

[naughty_boifriend @Lexzy_noo]

“the Waiter said you are paying?” Oloshiii😹😹😹

[NurseLekan @FgsBall]

“I brought my phone out and I started transferring”

[naughty_boifriend @Lexzy_noo]

Things that never happened.

[Kemi🤎 @TheLowkeyMummy]

My boyfriend sells phone and accessories.
I told him that I wanted to change my phone and he told me to come to his store.
I went and he acted like he didn't know me.
He told his boy to attend to me, I bought goods of over 1Million and I paid in full.

Two weeks later, he told me to bring hairs to his store that his sister wants to buy hair.

She picked hairs of 1.5Million and he paid me 1Million, he said he'll pay me the rest later.
I told him No because the last time I came to his store, I paid for everything in full.

This is a business that I started with loans and he has never supported me with any amount.

I returned his money and packed my hairs.

It's been two weeks since then, he hasn't called me and I've not called him either.

Deep down, I know the relationship is over and I don't care.

[naughty_boifriend @Lexzy_noo]

You can say you like slim women And someone will say “so you hate fat women “ no bitch that’s a whole different sentence.

[Uwanyin ✨ @AkiangLoveth]

Things I learnt on Twitter 😂😭

1. Everybody earns above 500k monthly except me
2. Chicken has no business in soup
3. Egusi & Semo are mid food and I am the only one that eats it😓
4. Everybody is wise and can give you advice
5. ⁠Men don’t like women and women don’t like men.
6. ⁠Once you give a certain opinion you can be called a “pick me”
7. Everybody lives in Lagos or Abuja except me.

Add yours 😂