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"Hate to see you leave, but love to watch you go… 'Cause of your butt."

Martín, sobre Luciano.

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Luciano: Do you ever feel like our whole lives have been planned out for us? That we are just going to end up like our parents?
Martín: Man, that's a dark thought.

[Lomito @Lomitho]

Arriba la esperanza Dani 😩🤘

Sebu, Manu y Danu ✨❤️🌸
#lhuruguay #lhchile #lhparaguay #LatinHetalia

las expresiones y ángulos faciales no son lo mío...

[Sebastián Artigas @_Agosto25]

Imágenes desde Rio, pero el de la plata. El puerto de Montevideo hoy.

[Sebastián Artigas @_Agosto25]

📲 Lu 🇧🇷

• Olha o que é isso cara kkkkk
• Vou te esperar no estádio con seu povo

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Miguel: I'm kinda cold.
Francisco: Here, take my jacket.
Manuel: I'm cold too.
Julio: Well, dammit, Manuel, I can't control the weather!

[Tincho Hernández @CapoArgento]

ustedes se ríen pero pasa más seguido de lo que debería perdón daniel tkm

[Sebastián Artigas @_Agosto25]

Spoiler: NO ERA MATE

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Sebastián: Look, Martín. Let's just agree to say "I'm sorry" for Dani's sake. On the count of three. One, two, three...
Both: *Silence*
Sebastián: Now, see, I'm just disappointed in both of us.

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HOLA MUCHACHADA, ESTAMOS VIVAS!!!!! ESTA CUENTA VIVE, RESISTE, Y LUCHA!!!!!!!!

Ahre no pero sí, hemos vuelto y tambien volvieron Tincho (@CapoArgento) y Sebas (@_Agosto25).

Que ha sido de sus vidas? Cuenten un poco mientras yo les preparo material nuevo. 😘

- Nana.

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María: I like hot girls. And I like hot boys. I like hot people. What can I say? I'm shallow.

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Sebastián: So, what are you working on these days?
Julio: Eh, mostly I just sit around the house and complain about things.

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Martín: Dani... sé franco, ¿me odiás?
Daniel: ¿Cómo voy a ser Franco si soy Daniel?

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Martín: I can’t believe how jealous you get!
Manuel: Well, I’d like a boyfriend that other people don’t stare at all the time!!
Martín: How is that my fault?!
Manuel: You could look worse if you wanted to!

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Daniel: Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.
Sebastián: I know you're being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny

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Sebastián [about Joao]: He can't be my father! My father died stopping terrorists from blowing up Disneyworld!
Arthur: No he didn't.
Sebastián: Yes he did, that's what I decided when I was nine.

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María: You control your own destiny, like Katniss Everdeen in The Hunger Games.
Catalina: Oh my God, I love those books! You read them too?
María: No, that stuff's for dorks. But I knew it'd get you excited.

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Daniel: How do we usually get out of these messes?
Martín: We don't. We just make a bigger one that cancels the first one out. That or Sebas shows up....one or the other.
Daniel: That's it.

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Manuel: My hobbies include being right and petting other people’s cats.

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Itzel: Something has to be done, and I have a plan. We use mankind's greatest's weapon.
Ana: A grenade.
Itzel: The written word.
Ana: Ugh, I'm out.