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Bastard son of @Just_Tr4sh and @W0rld_Ender, hyrax poster, third therpen. Life’s a tragedy so why not perform? (he/him 22) ✨🦋🦋⚙️

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Fuck you, you polyethylene-wrapped bitch. 10,000 plagues upon thy lineage

[Temporal Garbage @Just_Tr4sh]

So I haven’t really had the chance to draw much lately. If you’re looking for more garbage you can go follow my alt @Li2ralGarbage to see my incessant 3am ramblings!

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What’s worse slander, the fact that everyone immediately losing trust in that credible leaker the moment they said Sonic was getting a new model or the fact that Sonic actually didn’t get a new model

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I could not possibly put into words how little emotion was behind that “ok” too, like it was the most neutral matter-a-fact I have ever heard any delivery of a word. Shit was hilarious

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Was a Denny’s with my parents on the road trip home after graduating college. One of them pointed to the ace flag pin I had on my sweatshirt at the time and asked “What’s that?”
“A pride flag”
“Not it’s not (assumedly because it’s not rainbow)”
“…Yes it is?”
“Ok”

[whales ☁️ @cowboywale]

happy pride month… racontez-moi vos coming out je suis curieux

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@zjfrank13

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@_piplups Wait I did the same for mine this is so cute

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Pokémon Home and Pokémon Horizons would have been really good names for a mainline entry but instead they chose to do. that

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I feed this motherfucker like 7 different foods and he only partly tolerated ONE, istg I’m about to delete this idiot

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John Heterosexual please put the dick down man

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My YouTube forcibly turned on mix playlists and removed the autoplay toggle entirely??????????????

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WHERE ARE ALL THESE FUCKING CAMERUPT COMING FROM THEY SHOULDN’T BE ALLOWED

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The lions have unionized

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Ursaluna headlong rushed himself straight up into the sky and clobbered the lion at the top of their next ladder attempt

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Mew transforms to seamlessly hide within the ranks of the lions and they slowly die not knowing one of them is an immortal demigod imposter

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Braviary “liberated” the gun from that one lion and earned his right to lion arms

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Skuntank farts on a lion, but it has covid and can’t smell so it- wait what do you mean the lion has covid why hasn’t anyone done anything about this yet everyone is packed shoulder to shoulder on the battlefield there’s a billion of them oh my god oh my god what do we do

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Management finally picked the lions penchant chained out of the crowd and threw them in the custody dispirited chamber with ho-oh’s kids and Trapinch. The children rebellion team grows evermore

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Diglett begins piloting orthworm from the inside like a mech and begins fighting the lion inside gulpin

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Mega Tatsugiri tried swapping himself around with his copies like a cup game, but the lions simply wipe the entire table clean and hit him anyway

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Some lions attempt to bite into the ground due to how cramped the surface is, but they fall into a massive deepslate cave and die

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One of the lions has yet to step off its starting podium because it doesn’t trust that it won’t get blown up like its mentor warned it may. That was only if it jumped early, but it forgot that part it seems

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Palkia grabbed a lion and no clipped out of reality to beat its ass where nobody could save it, but inadvertently got them both trapped in the backrooms

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Everyone realizes in unison they have no idea who management actually is