Lia Madison ♡

♡ 26 ~ aries ~ @_teknopathetic_ 💖

[Lia Madison ♡ @LiaaMadison]

Tried to hang myself and all it did was made me horny

[Em🧚🏻‍♀️ @WhatEmsReadingX]

imagine how many books I could have read if I just put my fucking phone down🥲

[Lia Madison ♡ @LiaaMadison]

Could actually throw up thinking about how much I miss my cat :((

[mimiꨄ︎ @janetpt2]

men pissing everywhere is why the world stinks btw

[UNRULY LUCIAN 🇱🇨 @dontasktolink]

You ever yawn and your mouth squirt? Why does it do that

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

isn’t it so funny how cats naturally smell so clean and soft like cookies and vanilla and then there’s dogs

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

nah this gotta be the most kill yourself friday

[ominous @0MINOUSLUMINOUS]

suicide via holding my breath and sticking my fingers in my nose

[kanoa @heelbitee]

soup is called that bc when u eat it ur so up

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

I b saying “babe” platonically n “bro” romantically u can’t save me.

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

i remember u from when we were bugs

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

broccoli had such bad pr growing up. what an elite vegetable

[Lin 🇫🇮 @Lfromthenorth]

We really need to stop lying to trans people.

You're not a woman just bc of your dysphoria. You're not a woman just because you like feminine things. You're not a woman just because you "feel" like a woman. You're not a woman just bc you're on hormones or get plastic surgery.

It's okay to be an effeminate man. You should not be discriminated against or face violence for that.

But gaslighting people and forcing people to play along with lies that you're a woman is insulting to actual women.

Women are biologically female. Men are biologically male. And no amount of mental gymnastics about gender stereotypes, strawmen about intersex-conditions, or shouting about "the evil terfs" will change that.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

"you let your cat sleep with you" i'd let that mf represent me in court

[wendy gunk @splorg8]

having a butt is so embarrassing. here's where my poop lives i guess

[Kathleen @tmszhjh88]

It sleeps like a frying pan

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

I overheard a girl saying yesterday ‘worrying is such a terrible use of your imagination’ … and I audibly gasped.

[iba @kcokaine_]

How do i make my twitter just porn again and nothing about whats happening in reality

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

everytime i see a cyber truck it ruins my day

[azurwoofwoof @azurwoofwoof]

"drink water"
for what? Just to piss again??
life is a prison...